I have sex with ???

I have sex with fish!!!

I have sex with my Bill Gates Poster.

I have sex with my Halo discs.

I have sex with my Daddy!!!

I have sex with my right hand.
Cheat on my right with my left because she is much better at foreplay, takes her time, and makes me cum wildly, but my right also knows how to give me multiple orgasms so I just can't let either of them go. I'll have to live with both of them polygamously for the rest of my life. I think they will understand somehow.