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I have sex with ???

Name: :( 2012-03-18 16:10

I have sex with fish!!!

I have sex with my Bill Gates Poster.

I have sex with my Halo discs.

I have sex with my Daddy!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 16:12

Daddy fucked me and I loved it

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 18:16

>>2
buslist.org

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 6:48

I have sex with my right hand.
Cheat on my right with my left because she is much better at foreplay, takes her time, and makes me cum wildly, but my right also knows how to give me multiple orgasms so I just can't let either of them go. I'll have to live with both of them polygamously for the rest of my life. I think they will understand somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 6:55

>>4
They're your hands, dumbass. Of course you can't let them go. But don't worry, retard - they are a *part* of you, so you aren't living with them in any meaningful sense.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 9:13

I have sex with my humaniform robot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 9:24

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 9:32

I have sex with nothing.

Name: CowShit 2012-03-19 9:45

I eat grass with fish!!!

I eat grass with my John Deere poster.

I eat grass with my Carnival Games discs.

I eat grass with my offspring!!! *shits*

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 11:09

>>9

Do you give Carnival Games in Action Kinect a good fucking?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 13:41

I have sex with my dubs.

Name: CowShit 2012-03-19 13:49

>>10 Why, the only "fucking" we cattle do is with our bull friends to produce our need offspring!  No need for "fucking" inanimate objects, kind sir!  Ohohoho MOOO!!! *shits*

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-03-19 17:13

>>12

Has the B.S.E. got to your douched-brain again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 14:36

my name is sylvia
looking to have fun with someone and if we like each others pictures
no strings attached sex with amazing oral will be CUM-ing your way.
(818) three three four- 9759
I hardly check this email but you have my #

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