Reasons to do so: 1. I'm 22 and live with my mom. 2. I don't have ASSBURGERS but struggle with an excessive ego which hampers my socio-economic success. 3. Though not bi-polar, I exhibit symptoms of this and schizophrenia which leads to a crippling experience of reality. 4. I'm addicted to pornography. 5. I'm also addicted to math and science, yet pursue my fascination with sexuality far more than either of these. Therefore I don't learn very much. 6. Every day is more depressing than the last. 7. I dropped out of high school and have yet to attend college, even once. 8. I am a dreamer. Life-as-being does not interest me. Only distant realities experienced through unchanging mediums such as novels and music help me to feel alive. 9. I undergo a very restricted range of emotional response. Sadness, anger and slight amusement color the palette of my world.
If there are any additional reasons you believe I am a good candidate for just extermination, or are yourself contemplating committing the act upon yourself, please say so. Otherwise troll away.
Also, disregard that. I suck cocks.
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Anonymous2012-03-01 5:51
Cheer up, emo kid! These days being in your twenties or thirties and still living with your parents is pretty common around the world. I would seek help for those mental problems though.
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Anonymous2012-03-01 6:00
>>2
Yeah, just look at L33tUK. He's forty, a virgin and still lives with his mom.
No one who announces that they're going to commit suicide actually do it. These kinds of people are merely looking for attention.
I've worked with mentally ill adolescents for around 3 years and the talkers always have histrionic tendencies. The only person I know who actually killed themselves never told anyone.
>>22 I've worked with mentally ill adolescents for around 3 years No one who announces that they're going to commit suicide actually do it
I'm afraid these two sentences would never be uttered by the same person if they were telling the truth. Ergo, you're lying about one or the other.
>>26
You said that because deep down you feel you're too worthless to make a post describing how bad you feel. That is the root of your problems: subservient self-consciousness. Get rid of that and none of your "problems" you listed in OP will even be problems. You're only "addicted" to pornography because you're lonely but too scared and unconfident to deal with the world. All your other problems are simply the overreaction of an isolated and self-deprecating mind. I guarantee it.
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Anonymous2012-03-01 19:35
>>30
Nope. I made this thread with the intention of presenting the most apparent image of myself as a subject of ridicule and satire. In actuality I don't care whether anyone accepts me despite these so-called failings.
This is /lounge/, you see. We have a particular brand of humor which changes with every post. Sometimes it is so non-sequitur as to appear downright Dadaist. Sometimes it is crude and violent. There is never a single topic - and if there so happens to be one for a few consecutive posts, the directions it takes may be more varied than the stars themselves.
"addicted" to pornography
Afraid I lied. I actually enjoy it much less than most people. isolated and self-deprecating mind
Isolated, yes. Self-deprecating, no. I'm confident in the abilities and talents that matter to me. As stated, I couldn't care less about anything else.
All in all, you earn a paltry 1/10. I ain't even mad. Just amused.
no don't do it you have so much to live for
like for instance this bulletin board
so many possibilities, all the topics to be made, so many hilarious and engaging conversations to be had(made possible solely by the magic of anonymity)
think of the faces of all the people who will miss you
like your cat
as he devours your rotting carcass he will be weeping
don't do it anon
hear my plea
My continued efforts are futile. I have tried to find meaning in this petty existence of mine since childhood, but I have since failed. I am driven by very childish ambitions to design a technology that will not become feasible for several more centuries. People seem to believe I'm insane after I describe my ambitions to them, regardless of context.
I have tried to be content with maintaining a life of mediocrity, but it is simply not possible. I am cared for by no one and I am in no way special or significant to humanity nor is humanity in any way special or significant to the universe. Our entire galaxy could vanish from existence and the universe would be indifferent.
Regardless of how subjectively successful I may become, death inevitably awaits. I am no longer capable of living with that burden and I refuse to become part of the cyclic lifestyle that all people must embrace.
These biological vessels must be improved upon. It will not happen in my life time, but I sincerely hope that someone possesses the creativity to design an entirely new system that transcends DNA in the future, with the ultimate goal of deciphering the universe. This was my dream, but it's over.
Farewell.
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Anonymous2012-03-02 4:02
>>36
DONT DO IT JIMMY I ALREDDY TOLD U, WE LUV U!!!
>>50
I'm on an oceanic proxy because I don't want my actual internet activity tracked where I'm living. I actually live in Westmere, and there is a high suicide rate here so I know what I'm talking on.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 5:23
>>51
Yeah well, I once killed myself so I know better than you.
I'm >>50 but I'm not the guy you're arguing with. In fact, I agree with you.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 5:25
>>51
Pretty useless doing that unless you are using cascading proxies.