Pro Femdom first-timer

In a couple weeks I will be getting my balls kicked, stearin dripped in my mouth, and all sorts of other SUPER SILLY stuff.
I will report back with results if I make it out alive.
Oh boy, this is going to be fun. No, it will be insane. My consciousness will transform. I will get to feel love.
OK, let's get back to reality. It will make me happy for a while and then I will be back to suicidal depression, as always. I will report back with results anyway.

Make sure she drinks lots of water before you meet so when you get peed on, it won't be all yellow and gross.

>>2
She said peeing costs extra. I said I will not be paying any extra for being peed on (because that is not my fetish) but she can do that if she wants.
And yellow piss isn't gross. The darker and stinkier it is, the more I like it.

>>3
Are you going to be fisted?

>>4
Nope.

>>4
Why don't you want to try some FISTING! I'm sure that you'd have a wonderful time!

>>5
pegged?

is she going to face sit you?

>>6
She doesn't do it, it wasn't my choice. Can't really say I'm into it either.

>>7
pegged?
I filled a form that had a shitload of questions about my fetishes and other stuff. Some had options for "I am not into this, but I can take it" and I included pegging in that.
So, we will see.
is she going to face sit you?
Yes and I am going to love the shit out of it!

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>>8
hope she doesnt fart on your face

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>>10
I hope she does.

>>12
fartist

>>13
Who the fuck do you think your talking to? Don't fuck with me.

>>14
Don't fuck with me.
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