Pro Femdom first-timer

In a couple weeks I will be getting my balls kicked, stearin dripped in my mouth, and all sorts of other SUPER SILLY stuff.
I will report back with results if I make it out alive.
Oh boy, this is going to be fun. No, it will be insane. My consciousness will transform. I will get to feel love.
OK, let's get back to reality. It will make me happy for a while and then I will be back to suicidal depression, as always. I will report back with results anyway.

So when is the femdom scheduled for? A couple weeks is too vague.