Pro Femdom first-timer

In a couple weeks I will be getting my balls kicked, stearin dripped in my mouth, and all sorts of other SUPER SILLY stuff.
I will report back with results if I make it out alive.
Oh boy, this is going to be fun. No, it will be insane. My consciousness will transform. I will get to feel love.
OK, let's get back to reality. It will make me happy for a while and then I will be back to suicidal depression, as always. I will report back with results anyway.

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She said peeing costs extra. I said I will not be paying any extra for being peed on (because that is not my fetish) but she can do that if she wants.
And yellow piss isn't gross. The darker and stinkier it is, the more I like it.