Hey L33tUK, what other boards on FOARchan do you post on?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-01-24 7:58
>>2 I post on /vip/ now and then, once in a blue moon on /prog/. The imageboard I frequent the most is /g/, and I don't check there as much as I check /lounge/, probably only once a week. Every couple of months or so I'll check /b/ to see if anything has changed. It usually hasn't, apart from last time I looked they had some shit about ponies there. I've also enjoyed posting on britfa.gs for the last few months, which is a great place. High standards of grammar for the most part and actual moderators, which is always a shock.
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Anonymous2012-01-24 11:40
Are you planning on making your tripcode public eventually?
Also, I'm stroking my dick while thinking of your sweaty pectorals, does it turn you on?
>>4 I might make my tripcode public one day, who knows. Probably not though. The idea of you masturbating to me isn't one I particularly relish to be honest.
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Anonymous2012-01-25 7:37
What is your opinion on the Irish, the Scots and the Welsh?
Would it be appropriate for me to cross-poast and ask Leetuk a question? Or have I already and unintentionally violated that proposed proscription by poasting in a thred where he would be likely to respond?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-01-26 14:37
>>6
The Irish - I have a love for the Irish, as I have a little Irish blood in me, also I lost my virginity in Ireland so it's a top place as far as I'm concerned. Friendly people, heavy drinkers, good music. Can't ask for more really. Didn't get much anti-English sentiment.
The Scots - Again, I stayed in Scotland for a week once, and the people were generally pretty friendly. The only anti-English sentiment I got was when scoring some weed off a local and he said "Aw fuck, you're not English are you?". Still sorted me out though. Also heavy drinkers like the Irish, but didn't notice as much of a musical atmosphere there.
The Welsh - Fucking weirdos, at least in the part I saw. I stayed there for a week once with an old girlfriend. It was a small coastal town with fuck all to do and only one pub, so this may not be the most weighted review, but the locals were just mental. All very Deliverance. Also, the girl I went down with was from Wales originally, and she was a massive bitch, so that might skew this a little. Didn't notice as much of a drinking culture, or a musical one. Also, they fuck sheep.
there are lists of them already for dictionary attacks
one of the pointless things done when they mattered
moots original non-secure trip was found
its only a case of dist net same time a massive list of
generated about 50-60million trips
>>11
Leeters, what exactly are your thoughts on ACTA? Being British means it affects you too, right?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-01-26 16:56
>>12
It's gay as fuck, but the general populace doesn't understand it enough to care enough to stop it.
If they ever don't have enough power anyway, they will just stick the legislation they need in with some bill about kiddy fiddling and accuse everyone who opposes it of being a pedo.
Guess it'll be back to IRC bots for warez in future, it's like I'm really in 2000 again.
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Anonymous2012-01-26 17:48
I have good hopes for this thread. Soon it will be as popular as the notorious ``Ask RedCream Questions Thread''.
Do I really come across as seriously sexist? I may have moaned about women in the past, but I don't think anything I've said hasn't been grounded in experience or simply through hate. I love women. LOVE women. I've been burned quite a few times in the past by them, and I guess I am a little hardened towards the way they act sometimes, but I don't view them as all the same. Admittedly, there are some traits present in more women than not, that I find disagreeable, but I take each women on a person by person basis.
Sometimes I'll ham up the misogyny, but I thought it was obvious when I'm not being completely serious. It's usually because it's an easy way of dealing with how I feel about them at the time without going into why I feel like that.
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Anonymous2012-01-27 3:27
Jelly doughnuts are called jelly doughnuts, not called doughnuts.
>>28
I never really did used to visit /jp/. I passed through a handful of times maybe three years ago, didn't really like the place so left. Don't think I've ever used my trip, although I might have once there. I think about six months or so back I went there and posted screenshots from that GET YOUR BUTT TO SAKURA-CON! video whilst quoting the lines from it to amuse them, but that's about it.
Anyway, I always suspected you had posted on /jp/ at one point or another but just wasn't sure. And according to the archive, you've never used your trip there.
Bloody hell, you're the thread finding master. I'd forgotten I'd insulted them at the end of that sequence of pictures. Oh well, I was trolling. A troll on 4chan, who would have thought.
I love shiitchan like a child, but one that was born retarded. This still means I love it.
>>43 L33t, on a scale of 0 to 10, how sexy are you. No homo here, it's for academic purposes.
I'd give myself a six I guess. Maybe seven on a good day.
>>46 Would you be kind enough to record some other songs? You were totally drunk last time.
Yeah, I'll do some at some point. I'm really busy at the minute with uni, but if you post requests in here I'll get around to them and do it within a week or two. [citation needed]
Yes, I wasted most of the years of my life 16-27 on alcohol, marijuana, and being in grunge bands. This did not turn out to be the career plan I thought it would be, so at that age I went and did an access course to get into uni. I've got about four months left after which point I should have a degree in English Literature. So probably back on the dole for me. Although to be honest, I'm probably going to use it to get into one of those teaching English abroad programs. I love England, but it's fucking freezing here for most of the time and I haven't left the place since I was seventeen. I want to go somewhere warm for a year or two. See a little of the world.
UNPOSSIBLE. Haven't you heard about the global warmings? The ice caps are melting and we're all gonna die by 2013. Al Gore said so. It can't be cold anywhere.
>>52
Not to be flippant, but in 1998 a research team at Metzger Pharmaceuticals synthesized marigrungohol, which combines your prevailing collegiate experiences into one easy-to-take series of pills. Market penetration for this new drug reached 9% of all college students in the United States by 2007. Did you ever hear of it? Will the NHS cover such a lifestyle drug under the auspices of behavior control?
>>80
Sexual orientationist!
Go spread your hate elsewhere
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Anonymous2012-02-10 18:31
If you had three little girls peeing in front of you: a tsundere ojou-sama; a genki imouto and a cool and composed onee-chan type, who's pee would you welcome in your mouth?
>>84 I don't even know what that is, but I'm guessing no.
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Anonymous2012-02-11 19:26
>>93
Did you see the big surge of ``Official ask Questions'' threads we had? It was crazy, I tell you. Even 0037 and Archduke, and even Suigin took part in it.
You know what, fuck it! I don't care if it's true or not. I'm happy with myself, there's no reason why I should even be having this discussion. Can you forgive me L33t?
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Anonymous2012-02-17 0:38
post a picture of yourself and I promise I'll print it out and take a picture of me shitting on it
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Anonymous2012-02-17 1:22
I'm feeling melancholic. Do you ever get this? And if so, what do you usually do about it?
>>140
Nothing to forgive dude. Let's forget about it.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-17 1:54
>>142 I'm feeling melancholic. Do you ever get this? And if so, what do you usually do about it?
I get that a lot. I usually drink heavily when I feel like that. I wouldn't class this as doing something about it though, nor would I advise it.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-17 1:56
>>146
Actually, to say a bit more on this, what I do also tend to do is watch comedy films/TV shows, and stand up. It's pretty much all I watch. If something can give you a good belly laugh, it's good for lifting your mood.
Jackson 5 GET is pretty shitty, but I quite like the fagstorm thing. I even use it sometimes.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-17 2:37
>>157
You are indeed correct. I'm going to sleep soon. Then I have to get up in the evening and organise taking the equipment for my band to another city for a gig on Saturday. I still don't know where the fuck we're gonna sleep either. Night all.
>>155
A harmless, lighthearted shitposter. Compared to some of the other shitposters, I'm not all that bad. Some people on World4ch link to CP, use scripts to spam threads (``sage tank'' and others), /jp/ migrants who try to act as if they've been a part of World4ch for a long time even though they haven't, or are /b/tards who are completely oblivious to textboard culture, etc.
I also contribute to a fair amount of legitimate posts, but it's not as if you can tell that a good anonymous post is written by the same person who wrote a shitty anonymous post.
>>160
Honestly? I don't think w4ch has any semblance of “textboard culture” in it anymore. Don't get me wrong, there are good posters in it, like L33tUK; you (you seem to be alright, atleast); RedCream and other amusing characters; and, dare I say, myself.
Now the problem is: this isn't World4ch, not anymore. This is a part of 4chan now, whether we like it or not, which means every other day, a /b/tard finds this place. (see: dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1329254079/ and many others) On other textboards, the number of posters is pretty much the same, but the difference is they don't have to worry about people from the imageboards finding them. And also, they have moderation.
>>181
Hrm, looks like there is someone else using that name. No matter. I have others too, I wonder if anyone is using them?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-21 15:58
In fact to add to that, the only place I've ever used withnail81 is formspring. Any other websites aren't me.
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Anonymous2012-02-21 16:00
>>182
It happens. Want me to track down this other withnail81 and kill him? 'Cuz I can do that.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-21 16:09
>>184
Nah. As long as he isn't posting on bug chaser forums or something I reckon we can coexist peacefully. Inb4 someone makes an account on a bug chaser forum with that name.
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Anonymous2012-02-21 16:14
>>185 Inb4 someone makes an account on a bug chaser forum with that name.
I'm on it.
The love is gone. There is a hollow space now, a void, in our lives.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-22 2:10
You don't need to know any of my email addresses, I post here enough. All telling my email would do would erode my privacy slightly more to the point where I one day get doxed.
>>201
Look, I did not want it all to come to this, but it has: How much? How much of a monetary payment to you would it take for us to finally get your email address?
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Anonymous2012-02-22 15:34
>>202
Why are you so interested in L33t-kun's email address? Admit your role!
>>203
Social interest. He is a naem on FOARchan, and I am a naem on FOARchan. Such august personages should find common-- and I must emphasize, platonic-- social ground.
>>210
He just wants to be friendly with you, that's all.
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Anonymous2012-02-23 12:36
/lounge/ would be a much better place if L33tUK and I were the only posters here.
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Anonymous2012-02-23 12:36
Hey l3ttukejsi can u do me a favor? I want u go to germany and find this nice girl and invite to restaurant or some shit and then fuck the girl and u come back here and tell everything.
>>212 /lounge/ would be a much better place if L33tUK and I were the only posters here.
Nah. It would be a barren wasteland, at least even more so than it already is. We just need to hope the general post quality improves.
>>213
She looks pretty, but probably a bit too young for me. The guy looks like a bit of a gimpazoid, bless him.
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Anonymous2012-02-24 11:54
No she's age like you i think. 25 something 30 maybe but body is like young girl.
Yes the guys is totally the gimpazoid. Bless him haha. This very funny word ur very funny guy l33tukjsi.,
>>215
What the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck did you come from? Jesus Christ man!
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Anonymous2012-02-24 12:14
>> 216
hello Mister Anonymous I Anonymous too u can't not know me. I want my friend l33t he fuck the girl and say me the story because i think she cute no?
Apparently this website is open to everyone. Shocking.
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Anonymous2012-02-24 12:35
>>217
no no I am not the retard guy! Sorry my english not very good i dont learn english in school when I am the little kid. I come back after my friends I must something to eat!! very very hungry bon appetite! :))))
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Anonymous2012-02-24 12:38
>>220 Apparently this website is open to everyone
Well then, it shouldn't be.
>>222
Hey, calm down dude. No need to behave like that, English isn't his first language. I don't what his first language is, but I bet he speaks English better than I do that.
>>240
Dude! If he were a horse, how could he fap? You can't fap with hooves. Sometimes your logical flaws are quite disturbing.
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Anonymous2012-02-28 3:23
Do you fap?
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Anonymous2012-02-28 4:16
Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-28 5:09
>>237 Have you been watching "Only fools and horses"? Do you look like Rodney?
I've seen that program many times since I was a child, and usually catch an episode or two around Christmas.
I look nothing like Rodney.
>>243 Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?
Not really a fan of getting my butt out on film. Besides, I think you're wrong in your casting, I've been told my anus looks more like Johnny Depp's butt.
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Anonymous2012-02-28 12:35
>>244
I love how you diligently answer every question no matter how inane they are.
On that note, what is your favorite British comedy show?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-28 13:27
>>245
Tough one that, there's so many.
I'm finding it hard to choose between Blackadder and Peep Show.
>>249
Some of it is funny and some of it is not. I think overall it's more funny than not funny, but I also know I'm slightly biased because they pandered to a few geek jokes every now and then. Plus whoever designs the sets is awesome, there are always cool shit in the background of the office.
Bit of a difference to The Big Theory, which is a full blown autism competition, although sadly for the same reasons I've also occasionally found myself enjoying as well. But not as often as The I.T. Crowd.
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Anonymous2012-02-29 14:04
How do you feel about the massive amount of Muslims and Indians in your country?
>>264
I've been wondering why you feel the need to impersonate me and act out some homosexual fantasy. i think it's kinda like in Silence Of The Lambs where that killer guy wears someone else's skin. He was also a raging homo, as you appear to be.
>>265
He said “no homo”, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have sand in you man-pussy or something? Calm the fuck down, man! Why do you have to be such a bitch?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-03-01 17:21
>>266
I do that stuff on other boards sometimes, rarely. Generally it's for comic effect, although it rarely ever is comic.
>>267
I wasn't being a bitch, I was stating facts.
!L33tUK if we were friends and one day I dropped my trousers in front of you and STRICTLY HYPOTHETICALLY I have a very small penis (not like a micropenis, maybe 4 or 5 inches) would you laugh at me?
>>274
Still in the same place. Basically been thrown out of uni.
Don't really give a shit at the minute though as I'm madly in love with my new woman. Since we met we haven't spent a day apart. As long as I have her, I don't give a shit about anything else.
>>278
I'm actually at my band's practice room at the minute waiting for everyone else to turn up, so can't record anything for you.
I'll do something in the future when I'm at home, I'm drunk, and it's not too late.
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Anonymous2012-08-12 4:23
When's Adam and Joe coming back on 6 music?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-08-12 5:11
>>281
I don't know. Not soon enough.
I'm subscribed to Adam's youtube channel, but it's not the same.
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Anonymous2012-08-13 11:22
>>280
I want a song too.
Lazy Sunday Afternoon. Drunk and with the most crazy accent. Please.
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Anonymous2013-02-16 13:43
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Anonymous2013-02-16 13:56
>>282
Dear Brit fag, why do you limey cunts have such dirty rotting teeth?