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Official ask L33tUK Questions Thread

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 6:49

What does [rem] do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 7:17

>>1
Hey, this was my idea!

Hey L33tUK, what other boards on FOARchan do you post on?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-24 7:58

>>2 I post on /vip/ now and then, once in a blue moon on /prog/. The imageboard I frequent the most is /g/, and I don't check there as much as I check /lounge/, probably only once a week. Every couple of months or so I'll check /b/ to see if anything has changed. It usually hasn't, apart from last time I looked they had some shit about ponies there. I've also enjoyed posting on britfa.gs for the last few months, which is a great place. High standards of grammar for the most part and actual moderators, which is always a shock.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 11:40

Are you planning on making your tripcode public eventually?

Also, I'm stroking my dick while thinking of your sweaty pectorals, does it turn you on?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-24 13:05

>>4 I might make my tripcode public one day, who knows. Probably not though. The idea of you masturbating to me isn't one I particularly relish to be honest.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 7:37

What is your opinion on the Irish, the Scots and the Welsh?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-25 8:05

Would it be appropriate for me to cross-poast and ask Leetuk a question? Or have I already and unintentionally violated that proposed proscription by poasting in a thred where he would be likely to respond?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-26 14:37

>>6
The Irish - I have a love for the Irish, as I have a little Irish blood in me, also I lost my virginity in Ireland so it's a top place as far as I'm concerned. Friendly people, heavy drinkers, good music. Can't ask for more really. Didn't get much anti-English sentiment.

The Scots - Again, I stayed in Scotland for a week once, and the people were generally pretty friendly. The only anti-English sentiment I got was when scoring some weed off a local and he said "Aw fuck, you're not English are you?". Still sorted me out though. Also heavy drinkers like the Irish, but didn't notice as much of a musical atmosphere there.

The Welsh - Fucking weirdos, at least in the part I saw. I stayed there for a week once with an old girlfriend. It was a small coastal town with fuck all to do and only one pub, so this may not be the most weighted review, but the locals were just mental. All very Deliverance. Also, the girl I went down with was from Wales originally, and she was a massive bitch, so that might skew this a little. Didn't notice as much of a drinking culture, or a musical one. Also, they fuck sheep.

>>7
Ask away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 15:09

>>8
They fuck sheep

Oh Christ, it's just like my Portuguese villages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 15:50

>>5
given time it can be determined

there are lists of them already for dictionary attacks
one of the pointless things done when they mattered
moots original non-secure trip was found
its only a case of dist net same time a massive list of
generated about 50-60million trips

oh the days when that was easy to run ;_;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-26 16:34

>>10
Good luck with that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 16:53

>>11
Leeters, what exactly are your thoughts on ACTA? Being British means it affects you too, right?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-26 16:56

>>12
It's gay as fuck, but the general populace doesn't understand it enough to care enough to stop it.

If they ever don't have enough power anyway, they will just stick the legislation they need in with some bill about kiddy fiddling and accuse everyone who opposes it of being a pedo.

Guess it'll be back to IRC bots for warez in future, it's like I'm really in 2000 again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 17:48

I have good hopes for this thread. Soon it will be as popular as the notorious ``Ask RedCream Questions Thread''.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-26 17:55

>>14 Doubtful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 19:25

>>15
It's funny because no one likes you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 21:07

>>16
It's because he is absolutely correct.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-26 21:19

>>16 I can think of at least one person who likes me. And that person is me. That's all I need, and probably one more person than you can count.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 0:28

I LIKE !L33tUKZj5I

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 0:44

Did you ever contemplate that what makes the doughnut is not the dough, the but the absence of dough in the middle?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 0:45

I think I could like you, but I do wish you weren't so fucking sexist...

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 2:37

>>18
and probably one more person than you can count.
oh burn! lololol

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-27 2:50

>>19
Thank very much you anon.

>>20

Um...no, I don't think so. I've seen donuts without holes that have jam in the middle, so I guess they aren't defined by the hole.

>>21

Do I really come across as seriously sexist? I may have moaned about women in the past, but I don't think anything I've said hasn't been grounded in experience or simply through hate. I love women. LOVE women. I've been burned quite a few times in the past by them, and I guess I am a little hardened towards the way they act sometimes, but I don't view them as all the same. Admittedly, there are some traits present in more women than not, that I find disagreeable, but I take each women on a person by person basis.

Sometimes I'll ham up the misogyny, but I thought it was obvious when I'm not being completely serious. It's usually because it's an easy way of dealing with how I feel about them at the time without going into why I feel like that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 3:27

Jelly doughnuts are called jelly doughnuts, not called doughnuts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 3:48

RedCream > you

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-27 4:07

>>24

They are a type of donut though, you can't deny that.

>>25

I wasn't aware it was a competition.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 4:21

>>26
you're a loser

Name: Tokiko from /jp/ !/kYaUTGETs 2012-01-27 4:39

Why don't you come visit any more, L33T?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-27 4:58

>>27

Grow up kid.

>>28
I never really did used to visit /jp/. I passed through a handful of times maybe three years ago, didn't really like the place so left. Don't think I've ever used my trip, although I might have once there. I think about six months or so back I went there and posted screenshots from that GET YOUR BUTT TO SAKURA-CON! video whilst quoting the lines from it to amuse them, but that's about it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 5:03

I hope you die a horrible death.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 5:08

>>29
This was you? http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8086921/#p8087291

Anyway, I always suspected you had posted on /jp/ at one point or another but just wasn't sure. And according to the archive, you've never used your trip there.

>>28
Fuck you Archduke!

>>27
Fuck you faggot, L33tUK is more MAN than you'll ever be.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-27 5:44

>>31

This was you?

That instance wasn't me, thinking about it it was probably a year or two back when I did it. Different filenames, I had them named g1.jpg, g2.jpg etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 5:53

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-27 6:41

Bloody hell, you're the thread finding master. I'd forgotten I'd insulted them at the end of that sequence of pictures. Oh well, I was trolling. A troll on 4chan, who would have thought.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 6:58

>>34
And you also made a mistake and had to rename the picture and delete your post. It was on the smile.dk one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 7:34

Anyone from /jp/ needs to get the fuck out of World4ch.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 7:38

>>36
Fuck off, imageboarder.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-27 8:56

>>35 If I remember correctly, I was high as a kite while doing that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 11:55

Where do I find a woman that is attracted to intelligence?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-28 6:13

>>39 All women are attracted to intelligence, but you need to have something else going on as well, and you have to not smell bad or look like a gimp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 9:55

>>40
What do you think of Shiitchan?

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-28 11:40

>>40
Oh fuck off, would you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 14:34

>>42
VIPPER is pig disgusting
VIPPER go home
VIPPER out of /lounge/

>>40
L33t, on a scale of 0 to 10, how sexy are you. No homo here, it's for academic purposes.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-28 15:02

>>43
What you and leet post is against the spirit of /lounge/ and world4ch.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 15:07

>>44
Says you, fanny boy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 21:28

Would you be kind enough to record some other songs? You were totally drunk last time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 22:11

L33tUK is an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 15:36

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Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-30 17:56

>>41
What do you think of Shiitchan?

I love shiitchan like a child, but one that was born retarded. This still means I love it.

>>43
L33t, on a scale of 0 to 10, how sexy are you. No homo here, it's for academic purposes.

I'd give myself a six I guess. Maybe seven on a good day.

>>46
Would you be kind enough to record some other songs? You were totally drunk last time.
Yeah, I'll do some at some point. I'm really busy at the minute with uni, but if you post requests in here I'll get around to them and do it within a week or two. [citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 10:32

>>49
uni
You're back to school?

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 10:40

Leet-boy is a student?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-01 10:52

Yes, I wasted most of the years of my life 16-27 on alcohol, marijuana, and being in grunge bands. This did not turn out to be the career plan I thought it would be, so at that age I went and did an access course to get into uni. I've got about four months left after which point I should have a degree in English Literature. So probably back on the dole for me. Although to be honest, I'm probably going to use it to get into one of those teaching English abroad programs. I love England, but it's fucking freezing here for most of the time and I haven't left the place since I was seventeen. I want to go somewhere warm for a year or two. See a little of the world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 17:35

>>52

Fuck off and don't come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:56

>England
>freezing

UNPOSSIBLE.  Haven't you heard about the global warmings?  The ice caps are melting and we're all gonna die by 2013.  Al Gore said so.  It can't be cold anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 19:04

>>54
THAT WAS IMAGEBOARD QUALITY!

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 21:20

>>52
Not to be flippant, but in 1998 a research team at Metzger Pharmaceuticals synthesized marigrungohol, which combines your prevailing collegiate experiences into one easy-to-take series of pills. Market penetration for this new drug reached 9% of all college students in the United States by 2007. Did you ever hear of it? Will the NHS cover such a lifestyle drug under the auspices of behavior control?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 2:51

>>54
keep fuckin' that chicken, newt.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 14:14

>>57
frig off obama

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 15:22

>>58
IN YOUR BUTTHOLE

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-02 16:23

>>57-59 less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 16:25

>>60-60 And more of this.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-02 17:17

I want more cock in my butthole, that's what I want

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 17:45

Have you considered opening a spa, you could have sex with plenty of sweaty, hairy, middle-aged, rich men.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-02 21:14

>>63 No, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 23:42

>>64
Shut up, fagstorm!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 3:24

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 3:44

Are you still here with us, L33t?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 4:11

>>59
That's so raven

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 8:35

>>68
Not you again!

Shave my butthole, faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 9:55

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 10:43

>>69
Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 12:13

>>71
Queer me this, fangot!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-08 13:23

>>67
Still here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 16:38

>>73
What does [SECRET] do?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-08 22:04

>>74
It's like [spoiler] except it doesn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 10:34

>>75
It works but not in here.

A million dollars to the person who knows where [SECRET] works.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 10:49

What does [spoiler] do

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 11:10

>>76
Is it atleast a 4chan board?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 11:15

>>78
It's not a board on 4chan, no.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 11:48

>>77
I don't know why you're so fucking gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 15:36

How much child pornography do you have in your possession?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-09 19:35

>>81 None.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:32

He just uses his memory of his exploits.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 1:48

have you ever curled up in the fecal position

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 5:15

>>80
Sexual orientationist!
Go spread your hate elsewhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 18:31

If you had three little girls peeing in front of you: a tsundere ojou-sama; a genki imouto and a cool and composed onee-chan type, who's pee would you welcome in your mouth?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 20:27

>>88
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 20:29

>>87
Thanks, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 20:41

>>88
any time bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:01

>>87-89
Faggots, the lot of you!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:12

>>90
Listen here, jerkface. There's nothing wrong with homosex.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:15

>>91
Homosex this! *dilates anus*

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-11 18:35

>>84 I don't even know what that is, but I'm guessing no.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 19:26

>>93
Did you see the big surge of ``Official ask Questions'' threads we had? It was crazy, I tell you. Even 0037 and Archduke, and even Suigin took part in it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-11 19:39

>>94 Indeed, lounge is turning into formspring.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 19:46

>>95
That is a terrifying thought.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 21:29

L33t only posts on lounge from like, 7pm to 8, maybe 9pm London time. What's up with that?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-11 21:38

>>97 You're an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 21:53

>>98
WAAH! Hidoi~ Why are you so mean to me, L33t-kun?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-11 22:12

>>99 It just seemed rather a silly claim to make, that's all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 22:17

>>100
I just thought I'd point it out due to me living in the same time zone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 22:21

London Time

u mena UTC?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 22:24

>>102
UTC
Underneath Timothy's Cunt?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 0:18

shittbals

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-12 8:54

>>101 How did you manage to be so astronomically wrong then?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-12 9:33

>>102 London time is GMT.

Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-12 9:45

>>106
GMT
u mena UTC?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 9:49

>>107
You really are the worst of the worst.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-14 20:13

>>108
It's another ribs troll I bet, just ignore him. I plan to from now on.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 20:31

>>111
nice trips bro unless you're L33tUK, in which case you're a gigantic faggot and your triples are terrible

Name: Chubby Checker 2012-02-14 22:02

Guess what time it is.

Also fuck you 110, this is l33tUK

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-14 22:08

>>111
Excellent doubles there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:15

>>112
doubles

NUH-UH

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 13:53

>>113 they are doubles as well as triples.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 14:13

>>114
NUH-UH

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:08

>>115
The correct expression is uh-uh.  Nuh-uh is a corruption introduced by Rosanne Barr/Arnold.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:11

>>116
NUH-UH

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 16:03

*yiffs on >>116*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 20:41

Do you use IRC?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 22:49

>>117
Fuck off Rosanne.  Be fat somewhere else.
>>118
uh, ew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 22:51

>>120
NUH-UH

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 22:54

>>121
boo hiss

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 23:10

>>122
Fuck you!



Nice dubs

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-16 1:31

>>119 I used to be on IRC all the time, but rarely go on there now. I've used the handle withnail on efnet for the last ten years.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 1:42

>>124
Shouldn't you be in bed by now? Don't you have uni or whatever? It's almost 7 AM for fucks sake!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-16 3:06

fuck sleep I'm drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 3:43

Who would you rather do: Susan Boyle or a sex doll that's been passed around a fraternity?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-16 5:23

Susan Boyle, at least she's a virgin and not full of jock cum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 10:35

L33tUK, did you realize that if you were a little boy, SFBE would try to have sex with you?

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-16 11:04


L33t, why do people keep calling me milkribs and suigin? ;-;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-16 14:13

>>129 Maybe if we don't talk about him, he'll go away. >>130 Probably because you are them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 16:26

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 16:36

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 16:42

>>133
Please stop.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-16 18:22

>>132
Some fit women complain about it too I've found.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 18:27

>>135
You do NOT have a 7 inch cock, fagtUK.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 19:45

shitdoka a piss

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-16 23:42

>>136 Actually, I do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 23:44

>>138
Oh l33t, you deluded child. Ahh, it is to laugh.

Name: >>139 2012-02-17 0:19

You know what, fuck it! I don't care if it's true or not. I'm happy with myself, there's no reason why I should even be having this discussion. Can you forgive me L33t?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 0:38

post a picture of yourself and I promise I'll print it out and take a picture of me shitting on it

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 1:22

I'm feeling melancholic. Do you ever get this? And if so, what do you usually do about it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 1:26

>>144
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 1:39

>>143
Don't you ever get tired of posting that?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 1:53

>>140
Nothing to forgive dude. Let's forget about it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 1:54

>>142
I'm feeling melancholic. Do you ever get this? And if so, what do you usually do about it?

I get that a lot. I usually drink heavily when I feel like that. I wouldn't class this as doing something about it though, nor would I advise it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 1:56

>>146
Actually, to say a bit more on this, what I do also tend to do is watch comedy films/TV shows, and stand up. It's pretty much all I watch. If something can give you a good belly laugh, it's good for lifting your mood.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 1:58

>>147
That actually sounds like a good idea.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:00

>>144
I only have university 3 days a week, and I don't have a job, so I need to do something to pass the time

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 2:03

>>148
It really is. If you're a depressive, I would also advise you to stay away from the news. It's never good news, is it.

>>149
You need a new hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:04

>>150
I don't need hobbies... I have weed, xanax, and an internet connection

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 2:11

>>151

The doubles thing is kinda lame though. It's not even particularly hard to get doubles on /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:20

>>152
I also do JACKSON 5 GET, ``fuck you fagstorm'', and post various programming-related threads on /prog/

it's not as if I only post the ``nice dubs bro'' stuff

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:25

>>153
Those are even worse!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 2:31

>>153
I fucking started Jackson 4 GET! on /lounge/ and I wish I never had.

Seems to me like with the fagstorm stuff too, you're basically a major shitposter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:31

Jackson 5 GET! even. It's early here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:35

>>156
It's early here.

7:30 am, amirite? I amrite.

Jackson 5 GET is pretty shitty, but I quite like the fagstorm thing. I even use it sometimes.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-17 2:37

>>157
You are indeed correct. I'm going to sleep soon. Then I have to get up in the evening and organise taking the equipment for my band to another city for a gig on Saturday. I still don't know where the fuck we're gonna sleep either. Night all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 2:45

>>158
G'night.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 7:35

>>155
A harmless, lighthearted shitposter. Compared to some of the other shitposters, I'm not all that bad. Some people on World4ch link to CP, use scripts to spam threads (``sage tank'' and others), /jp/ migrants who try to act as if they've been a part of World4ch for a long time even though they haven't, or are /b/tards who are completely oblivious to textboard culture, etc.

I also contribute to a fair amount of legitimate posts, but it's not as if you can tell that a good anonymous post is written by the same person who wrote a shitty anonymous post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 7:54

SHITPOSTING. NOT EVEN ONCE.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 7:56

>>160
Honestly? I don't think w4ch has any semblance of “textboard culture” in it anymore. Don't get me wrong, there are good posters in it, like L33tUK; you (you seem to be alright, atleast); RedCream and other amusing characters; and, dare I say, myself.

Now the problem is: this isn't World4ch, not anymore. This is a part of 4chan now, whether we like it or not, which means every other day, a /b/tard finds this place. (see: dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1329254079/ and many others) On other textboards, the number of posters is pretty much the same, but the  difference is they don't have to worry about people from the imageboards finding them. And also, they have moderation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 22:59

>>162
FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 3:20

>>163
Go storm a banana republic, dickwad!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 23:08

>>166
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 0:22

>>164
Fuck you, fagstorm!

>>165
Thanks, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 2:14

>>166
Die in hell, anus invader!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 13:30

I had no idea you were such a great online poker player.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 16:00

>>167
I WILL fuck you, faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 0:35

>>169
NO THANK YOU

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-20 14:29

>>163-170
Less of this

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 14:39

>>171
What? >>168 was a legitimate post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 15:45

>>171
Go fuck yourself, F4Gt|_|K.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 18:29

Can L33tUK tell me how to get gf?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 15:23

>>172
Not really. It has no connection to anything else said in the thread, and was completely irrelevant. I don't play online poker.

>>173
You too buddy.

>>174
You know, honestly, I don't think I'm the best person to be doling out advice on that given my past track record.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-21 15:27

L33tUK, do you firmly believe that your questions thred will reach the proportions of my own?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:31

>>175
I don't play online poker.

Google says otherwise.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 15:38

>>176
No, I don't.

>>177
Google can say what the fuck it wants, I don't play online poker.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:42

>>178
God damn you L33tUK, you are fucking stupid. Are you saying there is another withnail81 out there?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 15:49

>>179
God damn you L33tUK, you are fucking stupid.
No Anon, it is you who are stupid. Why would I lie about my poker playing status?

Only thing I've ever played online is roulette, and that not for quite some time. Don't think I did it under that username either.

Come on then, bust out the link and let's see who this other withnail81 is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:54

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 15:57

>>181
Hrm, looks like there is someone else using that name. No matter. I have others too, I wonder if anyone is using them?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 15:58

In fact to add to that, the only place I've ever used withnail81 is formspring. Any other websites aren't me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:00

>>182
It happens. Want me to track down this other withnail81 and kill him? 'Cuz I can do that.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 16:09

>>184
Nah. As long as he isn't posting on bug chaser forums or something I reckon we can coexist peacefully. Inb4 someone makes an account on a bug chaser forum with that name.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:14

>>185
Inb4 someone makes an account on a bug chaser forum with that name.
I'm on it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-21 16:18

>>186
Curse you!

Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-21 19:24

What is your email address?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 22:50

>>188
He has his own website: http://www.L33tUK.org

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 1:52

>>188 I'm not telling you guys my email address.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 1:54

>>190
;_;

The love is gone. There is a hollow space now, a void, in our lives.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 2:10

You don't need to know any of my email addresses, I post here enough. All telling my email would do would erode my privacy slightly more to the point where I one day get doxed.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 3:23

Make your privacy large enough and sturdy enough, then erosion will not be an issue.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 4:13

>>192
You don't have to tell anyone your e-mail address, let alone that fucker Tokiko.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 4:13

try ilovethecock@hotmail.com
might be lucky guess

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 4:15

>>195
www

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:15

Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:26

>>197
Having a bad day sir?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:31

>>197
I am British and this is how we talk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:34

>>199
Oh yeah? Color or colour?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 13:53

>>193
Make your privacy large enough and sturdy enough, then erosion will not be an issue.

There is an even simpler solution to this.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 15:28

>>201
Look, I did not want it all to come to this, but it has: How much? How much of a monetary payment to you would it take for us to finally get your email address?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 15:34

>>202
Why are you so interested in L33t-kun's email address? Admit your role!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 15:54

>>203
He's a bugchaser.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 17:22

>>203
Social interest. He is a naem on FOARchan, and I am a naem on FOARchan. Such august personages should find common-- and I must emphasize, platonic-- social ground.

That is my role, and I admit it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 20:47

>>205
It seems more like you want his hole.

What's wrong? Getting cravings for some male butthole?

Name: AF 2012-02-22 21:03

How in fuck's name did Cowshit ever get pooped out of your ass?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 23:43

>>202 One billion English pounds.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 23:45

>>205 We can find out anything we want about each other here in public redcream. I suspect you have ulterior motives.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 23:46

>>207 Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 7:59

>>210
He just wants to be friendly with you, that's all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 12:36

/lounge/ would be a much better place if L33tUK and I were the only posters here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 12:36

Hey l3ttukejsi can u do me a favor? I want u go to germany and find this nice girl and invite to restaurant or some shit and then fuck the girl  and u come back here and tell everything.

-> http://youtu.be/vUA6e-s2pBw
She's name is Peanuts(she's the blonde girl on the video) can you do that?

Thanxs.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-24 0:56

>>212
/lounge/ would be a much better place if L33tUK and I were the only posters here.

Nah. It would be a barren wasteland, at least even more so than it already is. We just need to hope the general post quality improves.

>>213
She looks pretty, but probably a bit too young for me. The guy looks like a bit of a gimpazoid, bless him.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 11:54

No she's age like you i think. 25 something 30 maybe but body is like young girl.
Yes the guys is totally the gimpazoid. Bless him haha. This very funny word ur very funny guy l33tukjsi.,

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 12:01

>>215
What the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck did you come from? Jesus Christ man!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 12:14

>> 216
hello Mister Anonymous I Anonymous too u can't not know me. I want my friend l33t he fuck the girl and say me the story because i think she cute no?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 12:18

>>216
He's probably the crippled gimp retard and wants leetuk to screw his daughter/wife/slave because he's into cuckolding.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 12:20

>>217
What in the fuck!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-24 12:28

>>215

No she's age like you i think. 25 something 30 maybe

In that case, I'd definitely overflow her buffer, if you know what I mean.

>>216

Apparently this website is open to everyone. Shocking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 12:35

>>217
no no I am not the retard guy! Sorry my english not very good i dont learn english in school when I am the little kid. I come back after my friends I must something to eat!! very very hungry bon appetite! :))))

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 12:38

>>220
Apparently this website is open to everyone
Well then, it shouldn't be.

>>221
Suck a dick and die, please!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-24 13:01

>>222
Hey, calm down dude. No need to behave like that, English isn't his first language. I don't what his first language is, but I bet he speaks English better than I do that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:33

>>223
I'm sorry, it's just that whenever I feel depressed I also get angry and hostile. Dunno why, just happens.

Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-24 14:02

Why aren't you on IRC, ``pal''

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 14:10

>>225
Just shut the fuck up, Tokiko.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-24 22:26

THE CHANCES OF ANYTHJING COMING FROM MARS, ARE A MILLION TO ONE THWE SAY ¬
¬

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 23:00

>>227
Drunk?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-25 8:20

Yes, I was hammered. Don't even remember posting that. Must have been listening to Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:27

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:35

>>229
Oh L33t, you silly drunk you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 13:17

>>233
nice dubs bro

Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-25 13:18

>>232
Thanks ;)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 13:24

>>233
Fuck off, Tokiko!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 14:25

>>230
Tsk.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-26 9:49

>>230,232-235
Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 22:59

Have you been watching "Only fools and horses"? Do you look like Rodney?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 23:09

Do you dream of horses?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 23:19

>>238
What kind of a queer question is that?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 23:27

Are you a horse?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 23:32

>>240
Dude! If he were a horse, how could he fap? You can't fap with hooves. Sometimes your logical flaws are quite disturbing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 3:23

Do you fap?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 4:16

Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-28 5:09

>>237
Have you been watching "Only fools and horses"? Do you look like Rodney?

I've seen that program many times since I was a child, and usually catch an episode or two around Christmas.
I look nothing like Rodney.

>>238
Do you dream of horses?

Um, no.

>>239
What kind of a queer question is that?

It's not that queer a question.

>>240
Are you a horse?

No. You silly goose.

>>242
Do you fap?

Of course.

>>243
Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?

Not really a fan of getting my butt out on film. Besides, I think you're wrong in your casting, I've been told my anus looks more like Johnny Depp's butt.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 12:35

>>244
I love how you diligently answer every question no matter how inane they are.

On that note, what is your favorite British comedy show?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-28 13:27

>>245
Tough one that, there's so many.
I'm finding it hard to choose between Blackadder and Peep Show.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 14:02

>>246
Blackadder
Like RedCream once said to me, "Our cognitive spaces are concurrently arranged".

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-28 14:21

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 6:29

L33tuk what u thing of the IT crowd?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-29 8:42

>>249
Some of it is funny and some of it is not. I think overall it's more funny than not funny, but I also know I'm slightly biased because they pandered to a few geek jokes every now and then. Plus whoever designs the sets is awesome, there are always cool shit in the background of the office.

Bit of a difference to The Big Theory, which is a full blown autism competition, although sadly for the same reasons I've also occasionally found myself enjoying as well. But not as often as The I.T. Crowd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 14:04

How do you feel about the massive amount of Muslims and Indians in your country?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-29 19:06

>>251
I like curries.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 19:13

Are you a member of the EDL?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 19:20

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-29 19:32

>>253
No.

>>254
Tripcode is good enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 21:26

Why have you left /prog/ ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 21:34

>>256
What a faggot. Get out of /lounge/ and /prog/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 21:43

>>257
I won't, I find it very amusing to piss you off, angry sage faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 21:52

>>258
Look who's talking, angry buttmad nerd!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 22:04

>>259
Do you really have to shit this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 23:57

>>260
The same can be said of you. Please stop bumping the thread if you're not going to ask L33tUK a question.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-01 3:34

>>256
Why have you left /prog/ ?
I still lurk now and then.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 3:41

>>262
gc is shit
I agree.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-01 12:54

Im not gay butt I'd just like to fuck some guy up the ass then maybe suck him off and have him cum in my mouth or something, no homo.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-01 15:02

>>264
I've been wondering why you feel the need to impersonate me and act out some homosexual fantasy. i think it's kinda like in Silence Of The Lambs where that killer guy wears someone else's skin. He was also a raging homo, as you appear to be.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 15:07

>>265
Not that guy, but sometimes I like to impersonate tripfags/namefags. I can't quite explain why. Maybe you can?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 15:19

>>265
He said “no homo”, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have sand in you man-pussy or something? Calm the fuck down, man! Why do you have to be such a bitch?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-01 17:21

>>266
I do that stuff on other boards sometimes, rarely. Generally it's for comic effect, although it rarely ever is comic.

>>267
I wasn't being a bitch, I was stating facts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 19:39

!L33tUK if we were friends and one day I dropped my trousers in front of you and STRICTLY HYPOTHETICALLY I have a very small penis (not like a micropenis, maybe 4 or 5 inches) would you laugh at me?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-02 3:05

>>269
No.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-02 9:57

Because let's face it, the act of dropping your trousers in public as funny is really overdone and I would think you should get some new material.

So I wouldn't laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 16:11

Can you name some (good) music you're listening to these days?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-03 14:51

>>272

Can you name some (good) music you're listening to these days?

Whether the music is good or not is entirely dependent on your personal taste.

Over the last couple of years I've been listening to Ryuichi Sakamoto quite a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgahM0hybGQ

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 6:31

Hey man, what's up? Have you found a new flat?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-26 11:26

>>274
Still in the same place. Basically been thrown out of uni.
Don't really give a shit at the minute though as I'm madly in love with my new woman. Since we met we haven't spent a day apart. As long as I have her, I don't give a shit about anything else.

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-26 13:10

>>275
You will come back whining here for help once she dumps your ass.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-26 13:19

>>276
Shut the fuck up you whining bitch. All you ever do is moan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 13:25

Sing me a song.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 13:33

>>277
buttfrustrated lulz

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-26 13:33

>>278
I'm actually at my band's practice room at the minute waiting for everyone else to turn up, so can't record anything for you.
I'll do something in the future when I'm at home, I'm drunk, and it's not too late.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 4:23

When's Adam and Joe coming back on 6 music?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-08-12 5:11

>>281
I don't know. Not soon enough.
I'm subscribed to Adam's youtube channel, but it's not the same.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 11:22

>>280
I want a song too.
Lazy Sunday Afternoon. Drunk and with the most crazy accent. Please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 13:43

hgadjkg

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 13:56

>>282
Dear Brit fag, why do you limey cunts have such dirty rotting teeth?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:20

>>285
Obviosely type 2 diabits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:24

>>286 has confirmed type 4 brain tumour

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:25

>>287
You just cant hadnle my science

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:32

>>287 you just cant handle your dyslexia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:35

>>289
says the guy who cant eevn spell dslyiax

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:50

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:21

What do you think of antisemitic handguns?  Or fully antimitic?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:29

>>292
L33tuk is still a jew penis!

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