>>240
Dude! If he were a horse, how could he fap? You can't fap with hooves. Sometimes your logical flaws are quite disturbing.
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Anonymous2012-02-28 3:23
Do you fap?
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Anonymous2012-02-28 4:16
Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-28 5:09
>>237 Have you been watching "Only fools and horses"? Do you look like Rodney?
I've seen that program many times since I was a child, and usually catch an episode or two around Christmas.
I look nothing like Rodney.
>>243 Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?
Not really a fan of getting my butt out on film. Besides, I think you're wrong in your casting, I've been told my anus looks more like Johnny Depp's butt.
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Anonymous2012-02-28 12:35
>>244
I love how you diligently answer every question no matter how inane they are.
On that note, what is your favorite British comedy show?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-02-28 13:27
>>245
Tough one that, there's so many.
I'm finding it hard to choose between Blackadder and Peep Show.
>>249
Some of it is funny and some of it is not. I think overall it's more funny than not funny, but I also know I'm slightly biased because they pandered to a few geek jokes every now and then. Plus whoever designs the sets is awesome, there are always cool shit in the background of the office.
Bit of a difference to The Big Theory, which is a full blown autism competition, although sadly for the same reasons I've also occasionally found myself enjoying as well. But not as often as The I.T. Crowd.
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Anonymous2012-02-29 14:04
How do you feel about the massive amount of Muslims and Indians in your country?
>>264
I've been wondering why you feel the need to impersonate me and act out some homosexual fantasy. i think it's kinda like in Silence Of The Lambs where that killer guy wears someone else's skin. He was also a raging homo, as you appear to be.
>>265
He said “no homo”, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have sand in you man-pussy or something? Calm the fuck down, man! Why do you have to be such a bitch?
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-03-01 17:21
>>266
I do that stuff on other boards sometimes, rarely. Generally it's for comic effect, although it rarely ever is comic.
>>267
I wasn't being a bitch, I was stating facts.
!L33tUK if we were friends and one day I dropped my trousers in front of you and STRICTLY HYPOTHETICALLY I have a very small penis (not like a micropenis, maybe 4 or 5 inches) would you laugh at me?
>>274
Still in the same place. Basically been thrown out of uni.
Don't really give a shit at the minute though as I'm madly in love with my new woman. Since we met we haven't spent a day apart. As long as I have her, I don't give a shit about anything else.
>>278
I'm actually at my band's practice room at the minute waiting for everyone else to turn up, so can't record anything for you.
I'll do something in the future when I'm at home, I'm drunk, and it's not too late.