>>237
Have you been watching "Only fools and horses"? Do you look like Rodney?
I've seen that program many times since I was a child, and usually catch an episode or two around Christmas.
I look nothing like Rodney.
>>238
Do you dream of horses?
Um, no.
>>239
What kind of a queer question is that?
It's not that queer a question.
>>240
Are you a horse?
No. You silly goose.
>>242
Do you fap?
Of course.
>>243
Hi. My name is Calvin. My client is one of the leading Extra Agencies in Leeds. We have short-listed you for a part in Al Pacino's latest film. We would like you to play Al Pacino's butt when he takes a shower. What do you think?
Not really a fan of getting my butt out on film. Besides, I think you're wrong in your casting, I've been told my anus looks more like Johnny Depp's butt.