/lounge/ - Yarrrrr

Name: Pirate 2011-09-18 22:36

If you could create your own law, what would it be? What are the consequences to those who disobey?

Mine is you can't be fat.
Anyone who is fat is made to go outside and have food thrown at them.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-18 22:44

They really should disallow fat people from fast food places. It should be like the bartender who refuses a drink to someone who is too drunk. They should tell them "I think you've had enough. Want me to call you a taxi? In fact fuck the taxi, get walking, maybe you'll walk some of that fat off you fucking wildebeast."
I'm not prejudiced against anyone by race or sexual orientation, but fat people just disgust me. Their problem is totally down to their own weak fucking will.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:08

>>2
I'm fat, last time I ate at a fast food was more than nine years ago and I always cook my own meals (I rarely buy frozen microwave shit).

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:14

>>3
Fuckin' casual.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:31

>>2
I don't have a "weak will" I just don't give a fuck anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:40

>>2
What if I'm staying fat for Sarah Byrnes?

Name: Pirate 2011-09-18 23:40

Point being, fuck fat people.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:53

>>7
I'd much rather not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 0:08

See, there's a market for this. I could fuck a bunch of ugly fat chicks and probably get enough to not have to suck nigger dicks, unlike VIPPER and SFBE.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 0:30

>>3
I'm fat, last time I ate at a fast food was more than nine years ago
You still eat too fucking much. I bet you stuff your face with some crap from the supermarket that is unhealthy, like too much chocolate or three massive bottles of cola a day.

>>5
I don't have a "weak will" I just don't give a fuck anymore.
I don't believe that. It got to a point where it seemed that getting thin would take too long, too much work etc. Stopping giving a fuck IS being weak willed.

>>6
The fuck is that?

>>7
fuck fat people
I totally agree. Whenever I'm on public transport, I've never known a more selfish bunch of assholes. More than once I've had one of these fucks sit next to me, and take up half my seat as well as theirs. Also, they fucking stink. I remember one who kept falling asleep on me, fucker was huge. I politely asked him to stop leaning on me three times, and when he STILL continued to do so, I just started punching him in the arm whenever he started nodding off again, no troll. If you're so fat you ruin someone else's journey, stand the fuck up for the duration of the journey. You might burn a few more fucking calories that way.

Name: >>3 2011-09-19 1:00

>>10
Nope, haven't bought chocolate nor fizzling drinks for months now (not that I care about my silhouette, but they're getting pretty expensive, and the added tooth rot risk just makes it not worth it). My average daily intake consists of a bowl and a half of meat-less soup (sometimes it's one, sometimes it's two, depending on how hungry I am), about a "quarter of pizza" of bread (I make my own bread and for the lack of a better container, I bake it on a pizza plate, hence the measurement unit), 100-150g of fried pork meat (I only have that every other day because I'm too lazy/tired to cook daily), about two or three glasses of vegetable juice (not because it's healthy, but because it's so damn tasty!), occasionally (1/3 days) what you may call a "main course", containing mostly vegetables anyway (most of the time I don't bother and I just serve another portion of soup), plus a nondescript amount of random raw vegetables alone or with bread and sometimes cheese.

So much for stuffing my face with crap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 1:08

There is nice friendly tune about being a fat fuck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLdHJz7Bp4

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 1:36

>>10
Well, if you are fat you must still eat too much, of whatever you are eating. There were fat people before processed food too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 1:42

>>13
I get filled up pretty quickly actually, and I often end up not eating anything for extended periods of time (especially when away from home or when working on something interesting -- I suppose there's an ounce of autistic concentration in there too). I'm not sure exactly how much I qualify as a fat fuck, but BMI doesn't lie, and I got 26.7 last time I checked.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 1:46

Should have been >>11, not >>10

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 1:47

>>14
I don't really know what BMI is. I just know a fat person if I see one.

Maybe your lifestyle is too sedentary.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 1:50

>>16
Are you too drunk to google?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 2:13

>>17
Well I know what BMI is but I don't know what an acceptable one is.

I don't need to know somebody's BMI to know whether they are a fat fuck or not, you can tell by looking.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 9:17

>>2

that would get rid of chubby porn

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 13:54

>>19
There's chubby, and there's fat.

I personally don't really go for either.

Anyway, we have a fatso in this thread who got fat without junk food, so I'm sure you'd still have you chubby porn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:00

>>19
does that even exist? *googles* OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:23

dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:58

>>22
nice dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 23:09

>>14
HAHAHAHA ONE OF MY ARMS IS HEAVIER THAN YOUR ENTIRE BODY. I COULD CRUSH YOU LIKE AN INSECT. FUCKING CASUAL.

Name: TheDreadPirate 2011-09-19 23:44

AAARGH ME SALTY DOGS, IF'N I'D MAKE ME LAW, IT'D BE THAT EVERY SHIP WOULD KEEP VAST BARRELS OF RUM AT ALL TIMES, ARRRGH!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 0:03

"Oh god, the pills, Priscilla! I'm... I'm passing out!"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 0:17

H₂O₂

Name: RedCream 2011-09-20 0:45

>>27
"What is hydrogen peroxide?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 1:11

>>28
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 1:48

All students must write a page about Jane Austen's use of hot dogs in her book Pride and Prejudice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 1:54

or have a foot-long teased up the butthole

Name: RedCream 2011-09-20 2:17

>>29
Hydrogen peroxide is the good sort of pain. Tear open a wound, pour it on in there, and see for yourself.

Just do not confuse it with H₂SO₄.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-20 13:51

RedCream was a chemist
but now he is no more
Because he drank what he thought was Aych-two-Oh
But was really Aych-two-Ess-Oh-four!

Yarrrrr

1 Name: Pirate 2011-09-18 22:36

2 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-18 22:44

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:08

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7 Name: Pirate 2011-09-18 23:40

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:53

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10 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-19 0:30

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