Yarrrrr

If you could create your own law, what would it be? What are the consequences to those who disobey?

Mine is you can't be fat.
Anyone who is fat is made to go outside and have food thrown at them.

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Nope, haven't bought chocolate nor fizzling drinks for months now (not that I care about my silhouette, but they're getting pretty expensive, and the added tooth rot risk just makes it not worth it). My average daily intake consists of a bowl and a half of meat-less soup (sometimes it's one, sometimes it's two, depending on how hungry I am), about a "quarter of pizza" of bread (I make my own bread and for the lack of a better container, I bake it on a pizza plate, hence the measurement unit), 100-150g of fried pork meat (I only have that every other day because I'm too lazy/tired to cook daily), about two or three glasses of vegetable juice (not because it's healthy, but because it's so damn tasty!), occasionally (1/3 days) what you may call a "main course", containing mostly vegetables anyway (most of the time I don't bother and I just serve another portion of soup), plus a nondescript amount of random raw vegetables alone or with bread and sometimes cheese.

So much for stuffing my face with crap.