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If you could create your own law, what would it be? What are the consequences to those who disobey?

Mine is you can't be fat.
Anyone who is fat is made to go outside and have food thrown at them.

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I get filled up pretty quickly actually, and I often end up not eating anything for extended periods of time (especially when away from home or when working on something interesting -- I suppose there's an ounce of autistic concentration in there too). I'm not sure exactly how much I qualify as a fat fuck, but BMI doesn't lie, and I got 26.7 last time I checked.