I'm just your typical socially inept nerd, or something. I need to figure out how to be less horny. At first it was just an annoyance, but now I am even finding it hard to concentrate on my work. Any help would be much appreciated.
>>1
Acquire pictures of naked females via the internet. Ogle them while stroking your penis until you feel a thick fluid shoot out. Not the initial clear trickle; ignore that. You're waiting for a sizeable glob of creamy white goo. Milk it all out. Catch it in something that you can wash or throw away. Congratulations, your horniness is cured.
>>11
Damn, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for your meddling!
I'll catch you all one of these days!
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Anonymous2011-02-26 8:20
This thread stinks more than Dr. Phils' thong after being in contact with his balls and filth for ten days straight. >:(
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Anonymous2011-02-26 8:33
>>13
Remember to pray to Jesus and you'll be alright, Dr. Phil.
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Anonymous2011-02-26 14:38
AIDS
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Anonymous2011-02-26 16:22
No offence, but the people suggesting fapping/hookers seem to misunderstand the question. Wouldn't that just make me want sex even more? The goal is to stop thinking about sex all the time, or even at all.
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Anonymous2011-02-26 16:37
>>16
Suicide can stop you from thinking about it permanently.
>>16
Alright then, take a sharp knife in one hand and your testicles in the other. I'm sure you can figure out the rest. You may want to stock up on gauze first.
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Anonymous2011-02-27 3:55
I want to reconcile the violence in your heaaaaart. I want to recognize your beauty's not just a maaaaask. I want exorcise the demons from your paaaaast. I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heaaaaart.