Hi. I'm posting this from a Wal-Mart employment application terminal and I have just dropped a 2 foot coil in my pants. I have the smelly. Can someone please stop by with a change of shorts like RIGHT NOW? Thanks.
None of you asshole heads are helping me. Fuckers.
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Anonymous2011-02-06 17:23
Buy some cheap wal mart pants and soil them all you want.
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Anonymous2011-02-06 17:30
>>4
There's about 4,667 Wal-Mart stores worldwide (probably more than that). How the fuck can we help you if you didn't even specify which store you're in? Much less the country, state, town, city you're in? You're an idiot. No wonder you soiled your pants.
You're at Wal-Mart. You still probably smell better than 60% of the people there.
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Anonymous2011-02-06 18:25
>>6
If I tell you where I am, will you please get off your fat ass and help me? I've been sitting here for hours scared to move. You inconsiderate fucking bag of pee.
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Anonymous2011-02-06 18:26
>>9 If I tell you where I am, will you please get off your fat ass and help me?
If it's anywhere near where I live, sure.
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Anonymous2011-02-06 18:33
>>9
Why don't you just go home? Do they have shit detectors at the door or something?
I'M TRYING TO GET A J0B, FUCKSTICK!! I want to apply for a position here and have two days worth of dump in my pants.
Fuck it, I'm spending the night here. I just yelled over the butthole at the customer service desk that I'm buying the chair, too.
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Anonymous2011-02-06 20:01
>>12
You know of /lounge/, so I'm guessing you have internet access at your house. Don't you know you can apply for jobs at Wal-Mart online from your home? Its the exact same application.
Well, I just woke up and the crap is rock hard now. I have a rash, I'm sure of it. It doesn't stink so bad now, I'm going to scoot to the door and then scoot across the parking lot to my car. I am taking the chair. I don't care if the check didn't clear or not, this fucker is mine. Toodleloo, fuckaroos.