FUCK

Hi. I'm posting this from a Wal-Mart employment application terminal and I have just dropped a 2 foot coil in my pants. I have the smelly. Can someone please stop by with a change of shorts like RIGHT NOW? Thanks.

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There's about 4,667 Wal-Mart stores worldwide (probably more than that). How the fuck can we help you if you didn't even specify which store you're in? Much less the country, state, town, city you're in? You're an idiot. No wonder you soiled your pants.