FUCK

Hi. I'm posting this from a Wal-Mart employment application terminal and I have just dropped a 2 foot coil in my pants. I have the smelly. Can someone please stop by with a change of shorts like RIGHT NOW? Thanks.

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I'M TRYING TO GET A J0B, FUCKSTICK!! I want to apply for a position here and have two days worth of dump in my pants.

Fuck it, I'm spending the night here. I just yelled over the butthole at the customer service desk that I'm buying the chair, too.