farts that smell worse than shit
1
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 1:45
So for months I get farts that smell worse than shit. The doctors don't care -- I left some shit with them and it checks fine. So in the meantime I still have farts that smell worse than shit. I have realized that what I must do is change my attitude: these farts constitute a superpower. I just need to figure a way to put this superpower to good use.
2
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!L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-29 2:55
Yes, you can become the great disperser of crowds in emergencies.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 5:31
Maybe your shit just smells exceptionally good.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 6:14
>>3
You clearly are not very intelligent, as you find using vulgarity-laced obscenity to be the only way to express yourself.
5
Name:
VIPPER 2011-01-29 7:36
>>4
Confirmed for autism.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 14:42
Concentrate them then put it in a sort of bomb
7
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 15:47
>>5
Being deliberately obtuse doesn't change the fact that
>>4 is correct.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 16:06
>>7
There was no "vulgarity-laced obscenity" in
>>3 's post at all.
9
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:30
>>8
If you can't see that, then you must be blind. How can you post to a BBS?
10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 16:47
>>9
There is nothing vulgar or obscene about using the word shit when talking about shit.
11
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:53
>>10
Then you are obviously a moron.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 16:59
>>11
Talking about shit is naughty but insulting people for disagreeing with you is ok? Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
13
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:02
>>12
Sure, whatever helps you cope with being a retard.
14
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:04
>>6-13
Hey, behave, both of you!
15
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 17:04
>>13
Oh dear, looks like some escaped from /b/.
16
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:05
>>15
You mean you? Hey why don't you go back there. Here, allow me to assist you:
http://boards.4chan.org/b/
17
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 17:07
>>16
No, I mean you. This should be obvious, is this too hard to understand for you? Haven't they taught you these things at the Autism support group?
18
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:10
>>17
Seems like you forgot to click on the link provided. How do you manage to fucking breathe in the morning? And I'm the one that's
autistic ? You should seek a professional to find out if you have the autism instead.
19
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:15
Stop it with the hate. Text-boards are supposed to be happy, slow, homogenous and funny places. polite sage～
20
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-29 17:18
>>18
I have no interest at all in visiting that board you seem to be obsessed about. Does your autism prevent you from understanding that other people may not necessarily share your obsessions?
21
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:35
>>19
polite sage
But that's what most sages are. And for the boneheads, ignore them or just filter out "autis" (for autism, autistic, etc.), you'll see a lot less of the nonsense.
22
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-29 18:42
>>20
Does your autism prevent you from realizing that your tantrum bullshit is not welcome here and belongs back to /b/ where it belongs?
23
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 6:00
>>21
But that's what most sages are.
True, but unfortunately, most imageboard users don't see it that way.
24
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:26
>>22
Tsk and
go back to /b/.
25
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:29
>>24
Oh, an actual shit thread now. You're so clever.
26
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:36
>>25
Take this
effluent garbage back to /b/, you rude
lout . Don't be
obtuse about it.
Italicized: the only college words I know.
27
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:48
>>26
Clever. Does you mother know the dross that you propagate when you're using the Internet unsupervised?
28
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:03
>>27
My mom is dead, you insensitive clod!
29
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:07
>>28
Well that explains everything then.
30
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:14
>>29
Tsk.
[M] [o] Go back to /b/ [/i] [/m] .
31
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:58
>>30
Ouch,
BBCODE FAILURE . As for the nimrod you're arguing with, ignore him.
32
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 19:06
>>30-31
Not very convincing, spammer.
33
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 19:11
expert doubles! ^_^
34
Name:
Anonymous 2011-01-30 22:27