farts that smell worse than shit

So for months I get farts that smell worse than shit.  The doctors don't care -- I left some shit with them and it checks fine.  So in the meantime I still have farts that smell worse than shit.  I have realized that what I must do is change my attitude:  these farts constitute a superpower.  I just need to figure a way to put this superpower to good use.

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Take this effluent garbage back to /b/, you rude lout. Don't be obtuse about it.

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