farts that smell worse than shit

So for months I get farts that smell worse than shit.  The doctors don't care -- I left some shit with them and it checks fine.  So in the meantime I still have farts that smell worse than shit.  I have realized that what I must do is change my attitude:  these farts constitute a superpower.  I just need to figure a way to put this superpower to good use.

Concentrate them then put it in a sort of bomb

>>5
Being deliberately obtuse doesn't change the fact that >>4 is correct.

>>7
There was no "vulgarity-laced obscenity" in >>3 's post at all.

>>8
If you can't see that, then you must be blind. How can you post to a BBS?

>>9
There is nothing vulgar or obscene about using the word shit when talking about shit.

>>10
Then you are obviously a moron.

>>11
Talking about shit is naughty but insulting people for disagreeing with you is ok? Thanks, I needed a laugh today.

>>12
Sure, whatever helps you cope with being a retard.