Dream interpretation

Last night I dreamt I stuck my hands down my underpants and felt something in my buttcrack. I pulled out a piece of feces that had been caked in there (it sort of looked like a thick, 5 inch length of brown yarn). I sniffed it and it smelled bad. Then I woke up and my ass was tingling. What could this mean?

Also, post your own dreams.

I had the power to fly and to conjure and shoot disembodied cocks, so I was flying around the biggest city square and releasing the dong missiles down into random anuses and vaginas.

Best dream ever.

>>2
into random anii
They better have been female anii, otherwise that dream means your subconscious is telling you you're gay.

>>3
It's not gay unless you're on the receiving end.

>>4
I don't know where you've been getting your information, but you're wrong.

>>4
It's more gay if you are giving it, chief.

>>6
Receiver in homo-denial detected.

I dreamt that I had to protect Norman Bates from three demons who wanted to take over his motel. I was following one of them and after going through a wooden hatch I was in a dark room, with one of evil trio. There was also a girl who was on my side. I distracted him by talking to him (his name was Kelly and he was Italian/Russian and he was bragging how he wrote books about rape). Then the girl grabbed him by his throat while I was supposed to attack him, but I grew scared and just decided to rape the girl instead.

>>8
What happened to Kelly?

>>9
I dunno, he was chatting on the radio in Russian I think, who cares, I was getting LAID!!!

>>7
http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lout.jpg

I had a dream about the TSA stopping me at an airport.

>>12
Did they touch your junk?

>>13
Don't touch my junk!

>>14
*grabs dicks*

Uh..I meant to say dicks. Bob really does multiple dicks. I should know, I grabbed all of them.

>>13
Uh I think they were about to give me the pat down but I woke up

So I wake up in a dream in a room full of people and my pants aren't on and I can't see them anywhere. There's a nude midget lying on my legs too. I get him the hell off, and I ask for my god damn pants. It takes a while, but I get my pants back.

>>1
"To see or come in contact with feces, signifies aspects of yourself that are dirty and negative and which you believe to be undesirable and repulsive. You need to acknowledge and express these feelings, even though it may be shameful. Release the negativity in your life. Alternatively, it may also refer to someone who is anal retentive."