Why doesn't alcohol come in pill form?

Seriously, just imagine a Dayquil-sized gelcap filled with 190 proof Everclear. You could just pop a few pills and slip right into a lucid state of drunkenness. You probably wouldn't even get a hangover.

Everything else comes in pills, even weed, so why not alcohol? Don't say it's because it would be too easy to overdose, liquid alcohol is already easy enough to OD on, and you can OD on any pill anyway. There should at least be a black market for this, maybe I'll start one myself.

190 proof Everclear.
How many capsules do you think it would take to get drunk but not die? Twenty? Thirty?

>>2
If thats too much trouble you could always shove them up your butt.

>>3
It only takes a few drops of Everclear to get drunk if you put it in your anal cavity, but it stings something cunty! Not recommended.

Because no company would have the guts to make a pill solely to get you drunk instantly.

>>5
I do! We can do it together OP. We can make millions!!!!

>>5
Because nobody wants to swallow thirty capsules full of caustic liquid just to get drunk
Fixed.

>>6
You're not a company.

>>7
Hippie.

>>8
Hippie
You're the one who claims to see an open niche in the marketplace yet you refuse to start a company that will fill this niche - I suppose you think the government should dole out these "Everclear pills"?

>>9
I think you're thinking of >>1, the only post I made was >>5.

>>8
I could start a company...

What if pills came in alcohol form? I'd love to drink some antibiotics and benzos.

What is the medical advantage of this?

Methamphetamine comes in the pill "Desoxyn" and it is a fucking BITCH to get. It's the holy grail of prescription medication. It's for us who are tired of railing Adderall and popping Vyvanse.

But, I see no advantage of Alcohol.

Actually, they should just fucking legalize meth already so I don't have to fake hardcore ADHD, gain 200 pounds, and pretend to have narcolepsy.

>>14
wouldn't it be easier to be a good person for a change

>>15
No. You have obviously never felt how amazing meth is.

Now go away.

>>16
Tsk, you see how moody and selfish you have become.

I'm a fan of drugs in general, but meth is fucking retarded.

>>18
Quit being so close minded. Meth is by far the most euphoric drug available. Not only is it fucking amazing, it causes intense stimulation that feels like you could run a marathon or clean your house or do a shit ton of work in a short period of time.

There is nothing [code]"retarded"[/codeas ] about it. It just has a negative social sigma to it. If it wasn't seen as a drug that rednecks use when they bang their sisters or drugs that cause people to lose their teeth then it would be more openly tried. The fact is, that meth is an addictive drug. Lots of drugs are addicting... Alcohol, Nicotine, Cocaine, etc. Drugs should be taken in moderation, especially meth. Once a week is my limit, and I have had some SERIOUS positive effects.

Some notable positive effects I have had:
-Became A LOT more sociable.
-Lost a lot of weight (I used to weigh 240, I now weigh 170)
-Grades went up
-Became a lot more artistic. I wrote a cello concerto just for the fuck of it.

Only negative effect I have is depression (which goes away after I smoke some weed) and short term memory loss (which increases after I smoke some weed...).

Honestly, try it. It's not for everybody, but it should be done once. If you don't want to be seen as a junkie, I guess you can justify your habits by trying Adderall or Dexedrine instead. They contain Dextroamphetamine, a substance similar to meth. VERY similar to meth. However, nobody judges you if you have it since you can just say "I have ADHD".

>>19
How the fuck did i put "as" in [/code]?

I don't know. I'm tweaked out of my mind right now.

>>18
If it wasn't seen as a drug that rednecks use when they bang their sisters or drugs that cause people to lose their teeth

And weed is seen as a drug that makes you laugh at stupid shit and eat too much. Those crazy lies they tell about drugs.

I'll stick to cocaine or ketamine if I want a class A drug, thanks

>>19-20
You're still just a dumbass if you think you aren't a rarity. Meth ruins a thousand times more lives than it helps. It has a negative social stigma for a good reason.

I still think it should be legalized and regulated along with every drug but come on.

Heh, you people and your drugs. I just twirl an old sock between my thumb and index fingers for my pleasure. And the kicker, the only cost is one ruined sock.

>>23
How do you ruin a sock just by twirling it? I don't think I'm picturing your "drug" correctly, could you upload a video of yourself doing it?

>>22
I still think it should be legalized and regulated along with every drug but come on.
Same here. If someone wants to fuck themselves up, let them go for it. Hell, give them a prescription so they don't go out robbing.

This idea went from a fun little drug, to finding a way to get rid of idiots more easily.

I'm all for it.

>>25
This idea is only societally neutral if we provide free meth.  Otherwise, you still have the shitheads sourcing the precursors from lord knows where and fucking around with fire in their homes.