Why doesn't alcohol come in pill form?

Seriously, just imagine a Dayquil-sized gelcap filled with 190 proof Everclear. You could just pop a few pills and slip right into a lucid state of drunkenness. You probably wouldn't even get a hangover.

Everything else comes in pills, even weed, so why not alcohol? Don't say it's because it would be too easy to overdose, liquid alcohol is already easy enough to OD on, and you can OD on any pill anyway. There should at least be a black market for this, maybe I'll start one myself.

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I still think it should be legalized and regulated along with every drug but come on.
Same here. If someone wants to fuck themselves up, let them go for it. Hell, give them a prescription so they don't go out robbing.