Why doesn't alcohol come in pill form?

Seriously, just imagine a Dayquil-sized gelcap filled with 190 proof Everclear. You could just pop a few pills and slip right into a lucid state of drunkenness. You probably wouldn't even get a hangover.

Everything else comes in pills, even weed, so why not alcohol? Don't say it's because it would be too easy to overdose, liquid alcohol is already easy enough to OD on, and you can OD on any pill anyway. There should at least be a black market for this, maybe I'll start one myself.

What is the medical advantage of this?

Methamphetamine comes in the pill "Desoxyn" and it is a fucking BITCH to get. It's the holy grail of prescription medication. It's for us who are tired of railing Adderall and popping Vyvanse.

But, I see no advantage of Alcohol.

Actually, they should just fucking legalize meth already so I don't have to fake hardcore ADHD, gain 200 pounds, and pretend to have narcolepsy.