Why doesn't alcohol come in pill form?

Seriously, just imagine a Dayquil-sized gelcap filled with 190 proof Everclear. You could just pop a few pills and slip right into a lucid state of drunkenness. You probably wouldn't even get a hangover.

Everything else comes in pills, even weed, so why not alcohol? Don't say it's because it would be too easy to overdose, liquid alcohol is already easy enough to OD on, and you can OD on any pill anyway. There should at least be a black market for this, maybe I'll start one myself.

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Quit being so close minded. Meth is by far the most euphoric drug available. Not only is it fucking amazing, it causes intense stimulation that feels like you could run a marathon or clean your house or do a shit ton of work in a short period of time.

There is nothing [code]"retarded"[/codeas ] about it. It just has a negative social sigma to it. If it wasn't seen as a drug that rednecks use when they bang their sisters or drugs that cause people to lose their teeth then it would be more openly tried. The fact is, that meth is an addictive drug. Lots of drugs are addicting... Alcohol, Nicotine, Cocaine, etc. Drugs should be taken in moderation, especially meth. Once a week is my limit, and I have had some SERIOUS positive effects.

Some notable positive effects I have had:
-Became A LOT more sociable.
-Lost a lot of weight (I used to weigh 240, I now weigh 170)
-Grades went up
-Became a lot more artistic. I wrote a cello concerto just for the fuck of it.

Only negative effect I have is depression (which goes away after I smoke some weed) and short term memory loss (which increases after I smoke some weed...).

Honestly, try it. It's not for everybody, but it should be done once. If you don't want to be seen as a junkie, I guess you can justify your habits by trying Adderall or Dexedrine instead. They contain Dextroamphetamine, a substance similar to meth. VERY similar to meth. However, nobody judges you if you have it since you can just say "I have ADHD".