/lounge/ - DISGUSTING AMERICAN SHIT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 13:01

Why the fuck do you filthy animals not use this?

So you take a shit (a lot, being americans)
You wipe with toilet paper, a lot of toilet paper.

Then leave.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS LIKE NOT BATHING AND JUST WIPING YOURSELF WITH TISSUE PAPER, YOUR ASSES MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT WITH RANDOM CHUNKS AND HEMORRHOIDS.

CAN YOU AT LEAST FUCKING GET A PlASTIC PITCHER AND WASH YOURSELF AFTER WIPING?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 13:14

>>1
Your concern for the welfare of American anuses is disturbing..

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-17 14:23

>>2
CONCERN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 15:17

>>3
Fuck off, homo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 15:30

>>1
My anus is clean, queer.

Name: Dre 2010-09-19 16:57

>>3
Oh my.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 17:03

So what exactly are you proposing here - bend over and pour water onto your ass, so it runs down your leg and soaks your pants?

Name: Bob 2010-09-19 17:32

>>7
I have a feeling he meant to take a wet, soapy cloth, then wipe the anus repeatedly, followed by a rinsing with cold water.

I apologize for being so graphic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 18:52

Here in America, we don't like liquids in our rectum

Name: Bob 2010-09-19 18:55

>>9
The heterosexual male community does not. However...

Name: M 2010-09-19 19:17

>>10
So, I take it you are gay?

Name: Bob 2010-09-19 19:34

>>11
You seem a bit angry. Why?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 19:42

I'm an American and I almost always take my daily shit immediately before my daily shower. Am I still disgusting?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:48

How often do you get shit all over the place?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 23:32

>>13
Why don't you shit before you go to bed? Do you want to be full of shit all night long?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 23:42

>>15
I don't need to shit right before bed. I don't know about you, but I can't shit on cue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 4:50

>>16
Then how do you decide to shit right before you take a shower? I don't shit at the same time every day. I just feel like shitting whenever my gut says to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 7:17

>>17
It's a routine. And then sometimes I decide to shower after I shit, not the other way around. Regardless, I go when my gut tells me to as well, so I never go to sleep "full of shit."

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 13:35

>>18
Then how did the shit get there all of a sudden?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 14:03

>>19
I think you're overthinking it way too much. You could say that to anyone who doesn't sit on a toilet 24/7 releasing a constant stream of shit.

I shit when I need to, like any reasonable person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 14:16

I shit after a bath, all 2 days in the evening. I like it when its late, i have this peacefull and relaxed feeling.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 14:40

>>17
high dosage of nicotine and caffeine after waking up = shitting time

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 15:24

well we dont live in durka durka dirty dark brown islam, idian cunt land, soooooo we like to do things our own way

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 15:25

>>7
Bidet is more hygenic

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 16:55

25 GET!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 17:53

>>23
That's pretty retarded and rude there, champ.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 18:38

LOL I ARE TAKING THIS THERED SRSLY BCUZ INTRANET IS SRS BZNS

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 18:44

>>27
www.usingenglish.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 11:49

>>21
What about shitting in the bath because the warm water is relaxing?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 13:20

>>29
Good idea.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 15:46

mmmmm....floating turds

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 15:50

DRINK BATHWATER FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 15:51

the american shit conundrum

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 15:51

the american shit conundrum

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 15:51

the american shit conundrum

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 12:41

>>32
I'll leave that you liquid turd drinker, sir

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 17:04

>>36
Merely a take on the DRINK COCA-COLA meme, kind sir.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 21:41

I think you mean Plastic pitcher, sir. I have no idea what PIASTIC means.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 22:21

but i flush and then dip some paper in the new water. follow with dry paper. i'd like to think my asshole's pretty clean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 22:34

need invite for bitmetv!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 9:08

>>37
Oh sorry for taking it literally.

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