DISGUSTING AMERICAN SHIT!!!

Why the fuck do you filthy animals not use this?

So you take a shit (a lot, being americans)
You wipe with toilet paper, a lot of toilet paper.

Then leave.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS LIKE NOT BATHING AND JUST WIPING YOURSELF WITH TISSUE PAPER, YOUR ASSES MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT WITH RANDOM CHUNKS AND HEMORRHOIDS.

CAN YOU AT LEAST FUCKING GET A PlASTIC PITCHER AND WASH YOURSELF AFTER WIPING?

So what exactly are you proposing here - bend over and pour water onto your ass, so it runs down your leg and soaks your pants?