DISGUSTING AMERICAN SHIT!!!

Why the fuck do you filthy animals not use this?

So you take a shit (a lot, being americans)
You wipe with toilet paper, a lot of toilet paper.

Then leave.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS LIKE NOT BATHING AND JUST WIPING YOURSELF WITH TISSUE PAPER, YOUR ASSES MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT WITH RANDOM CHUNKS AND HEMORRHOIDS.

CAN YOU AT LEAST FUCKING GET A PlASTIC PITCHER AND WASH YOURSELF AFTER WIPING?

>>17
It's a routine. And then sometimes I decide to shower after I shit, not the other way around. Regardless, I go when my gut tells me to as well, so I never go to sleep "full of shit."