/lounge/ - ugh, catching fish is so slow

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 0:12

I usually only have used lures with no attached bait. I like worms, so I don't want to hurt them. I have seen people use bacon though. When I tried hanging on the meat, it would keep slipping off and it feels so greasy and it takes so long for me to get it on at all. Has anyone else used bacon, and how I can do some faster baiting?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 1:53

I buy my fish at the supermarket. I recommend Nile Perch. I saw a documentary (Darwin's Nightmare) about how this fish was imported to the Victoria lake and how it resulted in niggers who once survived on fishing now have to eat rotting fish heads. Quite amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 1:55

>>2
^* African Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 4:29

Nile Perch? Is that a guy in the music industy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 4:32

>>4
No, you're thinking of Neil Peart, drummer of the band Rush.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 4:33

ah so

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 5:29

You are so lame, OP. Just give up fishing all together.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 16:07

>>7
Jeepers, way to be unsupportive, Mr. Sad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 16:33

lol OP is so poor he has to fish for fish instead of buying a nice filet in the supermarket

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 17:41

>>9
Actually, the joke's on you, since the OP has the potential to be self-sustaining with his fishing. Whereas you have to buy fish, and if the supermarket doesn't have any, you're done. He's probably just doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 18:01

>>10
If the supermarket and the fish market are all out of fish, I could always pay a fisherman to fish me some fish while I do more entertaining things like having sex with my beautiful trophy wife.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 18:17

>>11
I could always pay a fisherman to fish me some fish
He's not out there to start a fisherman's business, he's out there to be self-sufficient.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 21:37

Ever since I had to face the disappointment of not catching a single fish on two successive fishing trips, I've decided to bring along an emergency frozen fish. If I can't catch anything, I'll simply attach it to my rod, let it soak a little, then hoist it out victoriously.

_{It'll be our little secret.}

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 22:50

>>13
You are a very disturbing individual.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 2:05

>>14
There's a fine line between insane neurotic and absolute genius.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 3:52

I've been thinking: the fishermen have a tradition of sea songs because it's so fucking boring that you need to make a sing-a-long out of it. I had the idea from a show where a guy spent all day with Mexican grape pickers. The reporter was bored out of his fucking skull.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 4:28

>>15
i dont think so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 6:51

Use your junk as bait.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 9:41

Chosen insanity and compulsory insanity. Not the same thing arimasen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 16:44

>>17
You don't think so because you are neither.

ugh, catching fish is so slow

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 0:12

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 1:53

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 1:55

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 4:29

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 4:32

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 4:33

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 5:29

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 16:07

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 16:33

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 17:41

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 18:01

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 18:17

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 21:37

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 22:50

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 2:05

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 3:52

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 4:28

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 6:51

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 9:41

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 16:44