ugh, catching fish is so slow

I usually only have used lures with no attached bait.  I like worms, so I don't want to hurt them.  I have seen people use bacon though.  When I tried hanging on the meat, it would keep slipping off and it feels so greasy and it takes so long for me to get it on at all.  Has anyone else used bacon, and how I can do some faster baiting?

lol OP is so poor he has to fish for fish instead of buying a nice filet in the supermarket