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Gay hand invading my lap in the cinema

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 16:55

What do I do? The creeping queerhand is nearing my leg and it wants to cuddle it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 17:10

Chop it off, and throw that degenerate hand across the theater room.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 17:31

I would have thrown it at the theater curtain so the hand being a distraction would have to be picked up all the way down there whilst I make my timely escape with heterosexuality intact.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 17:43

>>2
Queer blood turns you queer, you anusboat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 17:46

>>4
Proof?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 18:36

Paging doctor Freud.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:27

hit the dick, george

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 4:29

Oh man, you got a great pranking opportunity here.  Put a fake dick in your underwear, and tuck your real dick under your balls if you don't have room in there (try duck tape).  Let the dude pull your dick right out of your pants.  "IT CAME OFF!!!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 8:48

>>8
Now that was funny! I'm just sayin...

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