Chop it off, and throw that degenerate hand across the theater room.
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Anonymous2010-07-21 17:31
I would have thrown it at the theater curtain so the hand being a distraction would have to be picked up all the way down there whilst I make my timely escape with heterosexuality intact.
Oh man, you got a great pranking opportunity here. Put a fake dick in your underwear, and tuck your real dick under your balls if you don't have room in there (try duck tape). Let the dude pull your dick right out of your pants. "IT CAME OFF!!!"