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How can you belong to a religion?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 5:15

Human psychology denotes that every mind has the potential to perceive things differently, so how do we know we're worshiping the same God? An example of this would be the different factions of Christians going around, some who love all creatures great and small and others who are anti-gay etc.

I went to church expecting to see like-minded people and all I got were a bunch of simple, ugly, fat old women.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:12

Human psychology denotes that every mind has the potential to perceive things differently, so how do we know we're worshiping the same God?
Then -

I went to church expecting to see like-minded people
gtfo jeepersfag.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:19

That's merely one of the problems of Christianity. If you don't like something, don't agree with something, etc. just start/join another denomination.

The fools feel the need to be apart of something even though that have no regard for what it stands for.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:22

>>3
That's merely one of the problems of Christianity. If you don't like something, don't agree with something, etc. just start/join another denomination.
I am going to kill your fat ass, good luck getting support for your "plz don't kill me" denomination.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:25

>>4
I am going to kill your fat ass, good luck getting support for your "plz don't kill me" denomination.
What?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:26

>>4
Wait, I understand what you mean. I was mocking Christianity, not supporting it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:42

>>6
Don't be dissing the bible.
So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister. Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Fucking beautiful poetry right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 13:59

People have a problem with when other people dont agree with them, because it might seem like someone else could have better results or might find flaws in ones assumption.
and that is the reason why people enforce their own views upon others, because it might compromise their social position.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 14:10

>>8
It's just a fairytale though innit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 14:12

>>9
scuse me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 15:37

>>7
Derp.

You've got whoredoms, nakedness, aliens, sisters, harlots, Egptians, paramors, flesh, asses, issues, horses, teats and paps.

The bible often reminds me of someplace ... I just can't think of it's name right now ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 15:43

>>11
Derp
Back to the imageboards, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 16:56

>>2
Now you listen here, jerkface.

jeepersfag
What on Earth is a `` jeepersfag''?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 3:11

I go to church to pick work my way into other people's families...then I scope out their daughters and sons...that's usually how I get laid. Church teaches about not leading to temptation, but not how to defend against being led into temptation. :P

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 3:15

the funny thing is, I tempt them into leading me into temptation which drives them wild. Basically, giving your power to them is intoxicating...it drives them madly insane with desire and fear all neatly wrapped up with the pretty bow of spirituality...and what is laying in wait inside? When all is said and done...I assess their attitudes and if they are pissy I say, "Now you have something to confess at church next time you go." At first they are like, "I would neve...," but then they are like, "...OH, HOLY SHIT!!!" And they are all hot and heavy for some more action. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 3:17

I've even been called a "predator". O.O...but all humans have eyes in the front of their face...that's the denotation OF a predator.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 5:43

>>15
>>16
You got tired of fucking dogs then?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:46

Religion is for faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 15:45

>>19
Priest?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 16:27

Read this for a good laugh:
http://shii.org/knows/Freedom_From_Atheism

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 16:49

There is links to CP being spam and all of a sudden someone posts a link to shii's site too.... coincidence?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 22:08

>>22
Well, the link to his site was on topic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 22:13

>>17
Wait, I though ":/" is/was "AnOnYmOuS2U", not pork soda.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 23:20

>>21
So, he's saying pretty much nothing. It IS funny.

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