I have always found the quacks of ducks to be soothing. Well it turns out that they have pretty good healing effects too. The quacks have just the right vibrational reverbrative frequencies to interact positively with your internal physical resonances. I have prepared a recording, pressed on special conductive metallic layer compact discs for maximum healing focus, and will sell these on television. I will also open a clinic filled with real live ducks, specially bred. I think I will call it The Quackery, because I think that is so cute.
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OP is scary, but I would let him watch my duck, as long as he agreed to abstain from performing intercourse upon it. >>4
lol i thought that for a while until I saw it get disproved.
A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he thinks he’s going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn’t know what to do anymore. The officer says, “Look, there’s a zoo not far from there and that’s where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem.” The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did that,” said the driver, “but now they want to go to the beach!”
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Anonymous2010-02-04 13:09
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That's a beautiful story. I wish for the man to find a nice girl who shares his devotion to ducks.
There are also healing properties when a duck is eaten
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Flied Rice2010-02-04 18:44
It can..
A) Get rid of ur headache by the ridding of the quacking
B) Can cure hunger (Unto yourself, unless u feel like sharing)
C) If u dont like ducks... its just one less duck.
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Flied Rice2010-02-04 18:47
I am an asset to the community because I make posts that are on topic and funny.
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But think of it in a subjective fashion: when you see a duck gliding over the surface of the water and a snake zipping smoothly over the earth, does their commonality not strike you?
And even if the precise nature of their locomotion is not identical, does not its similar appearance to our eyes, in a sense, give a kinship to these mechanically dissimilar yet aesthetically harmonious ways of perambulating to and fro?
(This is the kind of shit I have to deal with in lit crit classes.)
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Anonymous2010-02-05 20:10
Snakes don't have feet, how can they paddle? What a ridiculous sentiment
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Flied Rice2010-02-05 21:18
No, ducks and snakes have nothing in common besides that they can float,swim, have mostly the same innerds, and apparently they're DELICIOUS!
That and i believe tha ducks are decepticons