The healing effects of duck quacks

I have always found the quacks of ducks to be soothing.  Well it turns out that they have pretty good healing effects too.  The quacks have just the right vibrational reverbrative frequencies to interact positively with your internal physical resonances.  I have prepared a recording, pressed on special conductive metallic layer compact discs for maximum healing focus, and will sell these on television.  I will also open a clinic filled with real live ducks, specially bred.  I think I will call it The Quackery, because I think that is so cute.

A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he thinks he’s going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn’t know what to do anymore. The officer says, “Look, there’s a zoo not far from there and that’s where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem.” The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.

The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did that,” said the driver, “but now they want to go to the beach!”