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What's with my cat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 23:56

He's five years old and just started chewing on everything in my room recently.  Right now he's mauling my sock like it's a fresh piece of meat.  Is he teething or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 0:51

SOCK RAPE

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 2:44

did you tell him you love him lately?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 15:05

Sock rape is the feline equivalent to masturbation.  Since they can't auto-fellate as well as dogs can, they have to resort to forcing themselves on innocent socks instead.

Your poor kitty just needs to get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 22:58

>>4
But he's fixed :/

Once he started chewing on my homework, I brought out the squirt bottle.  Maybe he's sleeping too much during the day and has to burn off some energy

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-07 23:59

>>1
Put a brick in the sock.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 22:56

I had a fresh pile of socks lying there and now he's raped every single one of them.  Repeatedly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 23:12

Perhaps he's possessed by the soul of Milkribs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 23:20

>>6
stfu milkribs.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-08 23:28

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 0:11

>>1
cats?

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 1:16

Finally got him to go to sleep.  Which is nice because he's warm and right next to my leg.

>>11
Hello Tablecat(s), haven't seen you around these parts in awhile

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 1:34

>>12
You know who I haven't seen around here in a long time? DADDY COOL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 1:46

Ah, get yourself a nice martini.  Relax.  Paste URL into a stream music player.
http://steady.somafm.com:8500

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 2:13

>>5
Fixed?  Or broken?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 2:23

>>14
This is awesome, thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 3:23

Give him a nice Santa suit to wear!

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/788/santasan.jpg

Awwww... KAWAII!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 9:32

>>17
I'm reporting you to Animal Control!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 11:32

>>14
Good radio station. I'm getting high listening to it now.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 11:38

>>17
KAWAII
weeaboo detected

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 11:43

>>20
You were less of an anus when you went by the name of Milkribs.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 11:49

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:14

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:16

I kinda missed you, anusboy. I hope you missed my grammar lessons too~.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:29

>>24
Where's Milkribs? i don't see him anywhere. could you point me in the right direction?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:31

>>25
I bet that you will regain the memory when bricked again. They do it all the time in cartoons.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:33

>>26
When was I bricked? i'll tell you when, never. now cut that out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:37

>>27
we know you're the anus. use logic!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:38

>>27
Exactly! You don't remember it, because you lost your memory! It's only natural, and you can't prove that it's not the case.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:51

>>28
I am using logic! however you need to because if you did you would know that I am not Milkribs.

>>29
I did not lose my memory and I am not Milkribs. thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:52

>>30
Ah, yes, making claims without giving any proof. Same ol' Milkyboy.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:55

>>31
I am supposed to prove I'm not Milkribs just because I use a tripcode? i wouldn't even know how to prove this, and I don't need to either.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 13:04

>>32
You see, we both don't have any hard proofs. Except the common sense points to you being an anus;
* Appeared within a month of the anus's demise,
* You're stubborn and immature
* You have irrational fears/hatred
* You refuse to acknowledge being wrong
* You have a similar motivation for using a tripcode, and try to proliferate the idea.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 13:30

>>33
*I have been /lounge/ for years
*your opinion, I think you are the stubborn one for not believing me
*only a hatred of japan which i had before I even knew of /lounge/
*only time I was accused of being wrong is when I am called Milkribs, since it is wrong
*whats wrong with tripcodes? they are there for a reason

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 13:45

>>33
Don't forget that he used at least two of Milkribs' catch phrases his first day here

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1258179235/95

Also, Milkribs didn't like Japan either.  He just wasn't so blatant
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1240614836/7
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lang/1246822620/3

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:13

>>35
DJapco is a poor MILKRIBS wannabe, and that's something considering how lame the original was.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:13

>>34
*I have been [in] /lounge/ for years
No proof.
*your opinion, I think you are the stubborn one for not believing me
Not just mine, most /lounger/s'.
*only a hatred of japan which i had before I even knew of /lounge/
No proof.
*only time I was accused of being wrong is when I am called Milkribs, since it is wrong
Stubborn.
*whats wrong with tripcodes? they are there for a reason
Yes, the reason being temporary identification across one thread, where your identity is important.

Also, >>35.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:22

What I'd like to know is, why isn't he trolling a board like /jp/ or /a/ instead?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:31

>>38
I sometimes wish I could troll the imageboards, but I'm just too damn lazy, I can barely keep up with this place.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 16:52

>>35
A lot of people say back to /b/, please buddy. And I was paying homage to Milkribs when I said "I was typing fast", people quote him all the time!

And so what if Milkribs didn't like Japan, everyone isn't a weeaboo.

>>36
I do not want to be Milkribs, I just want to use a tripcode.

>>37
1.Let's see you prove how long you've been here
2.Citation Needed
3.You really need proof that I hate japan?!
4.It is wrong, so it's not being stubborn
5.Or to identify yourself at all times
Also, stop trolling, please

>>38
I am not trolling, and I do not want to be around all of those weeaboos.

thank you for your time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 17:03

>>40
http://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1248788643/14

You even do that BBCode thing that he did on boards that don't use it

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 17:08

>>40
You are on 4chan, a board that is, at least in part, about Japanese culture. You may not like this fact, but frequently bringing up your dislike of it can be considered trolling, so please stop.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 17:25

>>40
1.Let's see you prove how long you've been here
Nice try, I'm starting to get pissed. It's not about me, it's about you.
2.Citation Needed
Common sense. Ask people around.
3.You really need proof that I hate japan?!
That the hate has a ling history, yes.
4.It is wrong, so it's not being stubborn
( ≖‿≖)
Saying the same thing again and again without giving any concrete evidence, another mark of the anus.
5.Or to identify yourself at all times
Why? To whore attention? You are not a valuable addition to this board, not under the name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 17:27

Since you're so eager to stand out, why not take a picture of yourself to prove that you're not MILKRIBS, eh? That'd be a rather strong piece of evidence, as I do not believe that you have any friends that would pretend that they're you for some "internet forum".

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 17:47

>>41
What does that have to do with anything?!

>>42
Oh sorry please forgive me hehe.

>>43
I'm making it about you buddy.

>>44
Take a picture of myself? are you a stalker? also, stop trolling, please. thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 17:53

>>45
You're still an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 17:56

>>45
I'm making it about you buddy.
Spoken like a true anus. Don't have any arguments? -- Change the assumptions! Last time it cost you the brick-justice, you sure you wanna go through that again?

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 18:27

>>46
You're an anus!

>>47
Go through what again?

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