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What's with my cat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 23:56

He's five years old and just started chewing on everything in my room recently.  Right now he's mauling my sock like it's a fresh piece of meat.  Is he teething or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 15:05

Sock rape is the feline equivalent to masturbation.  Since they can't auto-fellate as well as dogs can, they have to resort to forcing themselves on innocent socks instead.

Your poor kitty just needs to get laid.

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