/lounge/ - What's with my cat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 23:56

He's five years old and just started chewing on everything in my room recently. Right now he's mauling my sock like it's a fresh piece of meat. Is he teething or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 0:51

SOCK RAPE

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 2:44

did you tell him you love him lately?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 15:05

Sock rape is the feline equivalent to masturbation. Since they can't auto-fellate as well as dogs can, they have to resort to forcing themselves on innocent socks instead.

Your poor kitty just needs to get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 22:58

>>4
But he's fixed :/

Once he started chewing on my homework, I brought out the squirt bottle. Maybe he's sleeping too much during the day and has to burn off some energy

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-07 23:59

>>1
Put a brick in the sock.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 22:56

I had a fresh pile of socks lying there and now he's raped every single one of them. Repeatedly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 23:12

Perhaps he's possessed by the soul of Milkribs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 23:20

>>6
stfu milkribs.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-08 23:28

>>9
http://www.iamnotmilkribs.com/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 0:11

>>1
cats?

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 1:16

Finally got him to go to sleep. Which is nice because he's warm and right next to my leg.

>>11
Hello Tablecat(s), haven't seen you around these parts in awhile

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 1:34

>>12
You know who I haven't seen around here in a long time? DADDY COOL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 1:46

Ah, get yourself a nice martini. Relax. Paste URL into a stream music player.
http://steady.somafm.com:8500

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 2:13

>>5
Fixed? Or broken?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 2:23

>>14
This is awesome, thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 3:23

Give him a nice Santa suit to wear!

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/788/santasan.jpg

Awwww... KAWAII!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 9:32

>>17
I'm reporting you to Animal Control!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 11:32

>>14
Good radio station. I'm getting high listening to it now.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 11:38

>>17
KAWAII
weeaboo detected

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 11:43

>>20
You were less of an anus when you went by the name of Milkribs.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 11:49

>>21
http://www.iamnotmilkribs.com/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:14

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:16

I kinda missed you, anusboy. I hope you missed my grammar lessons too～.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:29

>>24
Where's Milkribs? i don't see him anywhere. could you point me in the right direction?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:31

>>25
I bet that you will regain the memory when bricked again. They do it all the time in cartoons.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:33

>>26
When was I bricked? i'll tell you when, never. now cut that out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:37

>>27
we know you're the anus. use logic!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:38

>>27
Exactly! You don't remember it, because you lost your memory! It's only natural, and you can't prove that it's not the case.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:51

>>28
I am using logic! however you need to because if you did you would know that I am not Milkribs.

>>29
I did not lose my memory and I am not Milkribs. thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 12:52

>>30
Ah, yes, making claims without giving any proof. Same ol' Milkyboy.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 12:55

>>31
I am supposed to prove I'm not Milkribs just because I use a tripcode? i wouldn't even know how to prove this, and I don't need to either.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 13:04

>>32
You see, we both don't have any hard proofs. Except the common sense points to you being an anus;
* Appeared within a month of the anus's demise,
* You're stubborn and immature
* You have irrational fears/hatred
* You refuse to acknowledge being wrong
* You have a similar motivation for using a tripcode, and try to proliferate the idea.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 13:30

>>33
*I have been /lounge/ for years
*your opinion, I think you are the stubborn one for not believing me
*only a hatred of japan which i had before I even knew of /lounge/
*only time I was accused of being wrong is when I am called Milkribs, since it is wrong
*whats wrong with tripcodes? they are there for a reason

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 13:45

>>33
Don't forget that he used at least two of Milkribs' catch phrases his first day here

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1258179235/95

Also, Milkribs didn't like Japan either. He just wasn't so blatant
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1240614836/7
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lang/1246822620/3

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:13

>>35
DJapco is a poor MILKRIBS wannabe, and that's something considering how lame the original was.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:13

>>34
*I have been [in] /lounge/ for years
No proof.
*your opinion, I think you are the stubborn one for not believing me
Not just mine, most /lounger/s'.
*only a hatred of japan which i had before I even knew of /lounge/
No proof.
*only time I was accused of being wrong is when I am called Milkribs, since it is wrong
Stubborn.
*whats wrong with tripcodes? they are there for a reason
Yes, the reason being temporary identification across one thread, where your identity is important.

Also, >>35.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:22

What I'd like to know is, why isn't he trolling a board like /jp/ or /a/ instead?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 14:31

>>38
I sometimes wish I could troll the imageboards, but I'm just too damn lazy, I can barely keep up with this place.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 16:52

>>35
A lot of people say _{back to /b/, please} buddy. And I was paying homage to Milkribs when I said "I was typing fast", people quote him all the time!

And so what if Milkribs didn't like Japan, everyone isn't a weeaboo.

>>36
I do not want to be Milkribs, I just want to use a tripcode.

>>37
1.Let's see you prove how long you've been here
2._{Citation Needed}
3.You really need proof that I hate japan?!
4.It is wrong, so it's not being stubborn
5.Or to identify yourself at all times
Also, _{stop trolling, please}

>>38
I am not trolling, and I do not want to be around all of those weeaboos.

thank you for your time.

What's with my cat?

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