Annas [also Ananus[1] or Ananias[2]], son of Seth (23/22 BC–66 AD), was appointed by the Roman legate Quirinius as the first High Priest of the newly formed Roman province of Iudaea in 6 AD; just after the Romans had deposed Archelaus, Ethnarch of Judaea, thereby putting Judaea directly under Roman rule.
>>91
That's the worst haiku
get the fuck out you asshole
come back when you know how to write haikus.
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Anonymous2009-10-31 8:07
This thread has the lowest average IQ in all 4chan at this moment. That's quite a feat, congratulations, retarded losers.
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Anonymous2009-10-31 8:20
>>93
Ha ha, Hey ribs. Of course on the off chance that you're not The anus, then you're way off base. This is a Great thread. The rarest kind, people coming together to fight the juvenile sort of trolling that goes on here with humor, and artistic flair.
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Anonymous2009-10-31 8:28
Now slowly it sees
It's foolishness not welcome
Becoming human?
Loading up 4chan
Looks like Milkribs everywhere
"You are an anus!"
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Anonymous2009-10-31 14:55
Hello,
if anyone cares enough to write a short preface, I will collect the best haikus about MILKRIBS being an anus and make a nice LATEX pdf of it.
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Anonymous2009-10-31 15:38
Bulletin boards are by their very nature transient, so it's unusual to see contributions that transcend this ephemeral medium and have lasting appeal, but sometimes the artistic literary content of some of the threads and/or posts can't be denied.
In the Autumn of the year 2009, a confluence of events and emotions on the famous 4chan's text board /lounge/ stimulated a creative flurry that produced some of the greatest English language Haikus ever penned. It happened when a particularly prolific and puerile troll who chose the peculiar pen name Milkribs4k finally provoked the passions of the more intelligent posters on the board. The poems are varied, mostly expressing hatred for the troll, but also pity, and a great deal of humor. Most of the entries refer to the troll Milkribs4k as The Anus, an alias that he once accepted, claiming that he was "an anus that could talk and feel". The actual originator of the anus name is shrouded by respectable anonymity, but it has been speculated that it was he too who began the Haiku thread.
So without further ado, we present the best of "ITT Haikus about milkribs4k being an anus".
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Anonymous2009-10-31 15:59
Everyone should call this number:215-412-3775.His name is Bob Durnst. Ask for his son Kevin. His son's cell phone number is 215-767-8855. Annoy the crap out of them. They hate jews and his dad punched my little brother.
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Anonymous2009-10-31 16:01
Everyone should call this number:215-412-3775.His name is Bob Durnst. Ask for his son Kevin. His son's cell phone number is 215-767-8855. Annoy the crap out of them. They hate jews and his dad punched my little brother.
With cheeks spread open
A flatulent eruption
All we hold dear, gone
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Anonymous2009-11-05 7:38
Thread don't drift away
You serve the greatest purpose
Anus repellent
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Anonymous2009-11-05 14:38
I still smell anus
It craves humiliation
Happy to provide
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Anonymous2009-11-05 21:53
Watching, and waiting
He has done this once before
The anus will strike
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Anonymous2009-11-06 5:29
Milkribs on star trek
Poo stuck to his anal face
Captain says "klingons!"
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Anonymous2009-11-06 7:26
Almost every guy I know that is in a relationship is subservient to his girlfriend. I see their girlfriends order them around and they do everything they are told. Many of them have girlfriends who will withhold sex from them for months at a time. Many have girlfriends that they know for fact are cheating on them but do not even dare complain about it. I had to be subservient to my ex girlfriend to get her to put out. You might call guys like that "bootlickers" but they are doing what they have to in order to get laid, not because they enjoy being submissive or have some weird fetish like some of you guys seem to think.
>>129 There once was a man from nantuckit whose knob was so big he could suck it
Wiping spunk from his chin, he said with a grin,
He my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
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Anonymous2009-11-09 17:26
Stricken with a brick
the anus screams in anguish
language sighs, relieved
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Anonymous2009-11-10 1:20
A brick, in a sock.
He said a brick in a sock...
A brick. In a sock.
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Anonymous2009-11-12 8:23
Anus go away
Come again some other day
Or don't, you anus
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Anonymous2009-11-12 11:52
Stricken with a brick
the anus wails in anguish
language sighs, relieved
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Anonymous2009-11-12 14:45
The brick is a myth
It still lurks in every thread
The anus is lies
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Anonymous2009-11-12 15:13
Stricken with a brick
the anus wails in anguish
language sighs, relieved
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Anonymous2009-11-14 14:45
The stench of anus
It lingers here in this place
Could just be /b/tards
I NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY, HERE'S 5 BUCKS
I SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY, HERE'S 50 BUCKS
WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND - WELL FUCK YOU DUDE
IM GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS - ILL FUCK YOU IN THE FACE
>>274
See, now, this is really a great post. All self-contained. You have the "nigger", you have the "tsk": it's beautiful. Absolutely poetic.
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Anonymous2011-05-15 13:10
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2011-05-15 13:19
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
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Anonymous2011-05-15 13:27
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2011-05-15 13:37
kikes on bikes
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Anonymous2011-05-15 13:44
***420***
smoke weed every day
***420***
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Anonymous2011-05-15 13:54
PUMBLENUTS
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Anonymous2011-05-15 14:16
NIGGERS
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Anonymous2011-05-15 14:20
***420***
smoke weed every day
***420***
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Anonymous2013-01-13 12:36
I can insure you.
You need insurance against
The anal return.