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ITT: Haikus about milkribs4k being an anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 12:40

Milkribs is an troll
Must you shit up every thread?
Back to /b/ anus boy

Name: RedCream 2009-10-29 22:28

A proctologist
Parts the sweaty buttocks, and ...
He sees the Milkribs!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 5:35

>>81
So that is my problem.
Many thanks /lounge/, but how do I remove said milkribs from my rectum?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 5:57

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 6:45

Did he kill himself?
tortured anus couldn't stand
this world of grammar

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 7:52

Maintenance haiku
So that we will not forget
Nor shall the anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 10:55

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 18:31

Waiting and watching
It's lurking at the fringes
An anus must shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 23:36

Where is our anus?
Perhaps gone south for winter
Oh, constipation

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 23:40

The greasy anus
Slippery, vaseline filled
Tight little butthole

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 23:43

It's winking at me!
Said his father, as he crowned
That's no eye, said Doc

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 5:09

>>90
Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 6:07

>>91
That's the worst haiku
get the fuck out you asshole
come back when you know how to write haikus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 8:07

This thread has the lowest average IQ in all 4chan at this moment. That's quite a feat, congratulations, retarded losers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 8:20

>>93
Ha ha, Hey ribs.  Of course on the off chance that you're not The anus, then you're way off base.  This is a Great thread.  The rarest kind, people coming together to fight the juvenile sort of trolling that goes on here with humor, and artistic flair.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 8:28

Now slowly it sees
It's foolishness not welcome
Becoming human?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 8:33

>>94
4chan is 18+, 12 year olds are not welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 8:50

>>96
I suspect you welcome 12 year olds...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 9:27

>>97
yes...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 9:57

>>98
In your anus...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 10:01

>>99
yes...

Name: RedCream 2009-10-31 10:21

Loading up 4chan
Looks like Milkribs everywhere
"You are an anus!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 14:55

Hello,

if anyone cares enough to write a short preface, I will collect the best haikus about MILKRIBS being an anus and make a nice LATEX pdf of it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 15:38

Bulletin boards are by their very nature transient, so it's unusual to see contributions that transcend this ephemeral medium and have lasting appeal, but sometimes the artistic literary content of some of the threads and/or posts can't be denied. 
In the Autumn of the year 2009, a confluence of events and emotions on the famous 4chan's text board /lounge/ stimulated a creative flurry that produced some of the greatest English language Haikus ever penned.  It happened when a particularly prolific and puerile troll who chose the peculiar pen name Milkribs4k finally provoked the passions of the more intelligent posters on the board.  The poems are varied, mostly expressing hatred for the troll, but also pity, and a great deal of humor.  Most of the entries refer to the troll Milkribs4k as The Anus, an alias that he once accepted, claiming that he was "an anus that could talk and feel".  The actual originator of the anus name is shrouded by respectable anonymity, but it has been speculated that it was he too who began the Haiku thread.
So without further ado, we present the best of "ITT Haikus about milkribs4k being an anus".

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 15:59

Everyone should call this number:215-412-3775.His name is Bob Durnst. Ask for his son Kevin. His son's cell phone number is 215-767-8855. Annoy the crap out of them. They hate jews and his dad punched my little brother.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 16:01

Everyone should call this number:215-412-3775.His name is Bob Durnst. Ask for his son Kevin. His son's cell phone number is 215-767-8855. Annoy the crap out of them. They hate jews and his dad punched my little brother.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 16:12

>>105
Hey, what's your number?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 23:05

Jeepers, what a mess!
/lounge/ is backing up with shit
We need some exlax

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-01 3:13

Lower than a troll
A stinking, spamming anus
We know it's you ribs

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-01 3:21

If it's blood you want
You follow the correct path
Listen for footsteps

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-01 5:21

Hemorrhoids hang down
From what passes for its chin
He thinks it's a beard

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-01 10:26

A question for /lounge/:
Yes, we know that milkribs is
An anus, but whose?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-02 8:58

BOOMP

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-02 16:24

Anus in shadows
Lurking, never responding
We have all been trolled

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-02 17:00

Every dentist I have ever been to has alway, *always*, been some indian bloke.

Name: RedCream 2009-11-03 1:07

Things on Milkrib's mind:
"An anus, anus, anus...
It is the best thing."

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 11:06

The anus is gone
empty hall of /lounge/ sadden
no one's an anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 21:56

seventy three haikus now
from one hundred and eighteen
posts that killed milkribs

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 21:59

Told many many times
Suicide your moniker
Finally it does

Name: RedCream 2009-11-03 22:17

He reads the haikus
Milkribs screams at the damn screen
His anus clenches

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