ITT: Haikus about milkribs4k being an anus

Milkribs is an troll
Must you shit up every thread?
Back to /b/ anus boy

Almost every guy I know that is in a relationship is subservient to his girlfriend. I see their girlfriends order them around and they do everything they are told. Many of them have girlfriends who will withhold sex from them for months at a time. Many have girlfriends that they know for fact are cheating on them but do not even dare complain about it. I had to be subservient to my ex girlfriend to get her to put out. You might call guys like that "bootlickers" but they are doing what they have to in order to get laid, not because they enjoy being submissive or have some weird fetish like some of you guys seem to think.