Christians vs. Pedophiles

So we have Ninjas vs. Pirates. Now comes the sequel. Pedophiles and Christians have been at eachothers throats since anchient times.
Pedophiles pulled the greek society with its temples of Aphrodite,
but then Christians pulled the crucifiction of Jesus,
following up with crusades and witchhunts,
but then Pedophiles pulled The Golden Age of Enlightenment,
dealing one blow after another, until finally separating the church from the state,
but Christians came back with infiltrating child protection agencies.
That didn't stop Pedophiles from legalizing not only S&M, transsexuality AND homosexuality, but also allowing these sinners to marry in the own church of the Christians. Being a member of the christian church also became OPTIONAL.
...but by now Christians could pull censorship of film and media, and even PORN, sidestepping the Human Rights created by the Pedophiles, and they followed up with GEORGE BUSH.
...but the Pedophiles responded with 4chan and m00t, who was recently voted the most influential man on earth.

Will the final battle be between George bush and m00t, or will there be even more shenanigans?

Only one side can prevail...

Was there ever a more obvious christian than Adolf Hitler, btw? His army sporting Christian swastikas, the burning of jews and practically everyone who wasn't a proper Christian... IMO, you're not a proper Christian if you're not into Hitler.

Christian Pedophiles

Discuss

>>3
Pedophiles in contemporary Western society usually are christians.  The sexual repression that's such a large part of christianity creates sexually immature adults who are attracted to children because that's the level they're on.

>>3
No such thing. There's only Ninja Pedophiles that has infiltrated the Christians and is wreaking havoc from within.

moot is not a pedophile, he is a proud member of the faggot community!

>>2
Not really.
Jew burning is not a religious activity. It's a thing to do on parties, not in church.
Swastikas are Hindu.
Many nazis were atheists, so it's not like you need to be Christian to be into Hitler.
>>3
They are like furries on 4chan - nobody likes them, everybody wants them to GTFO, but they stay there and annoy people.

>>6
You're saying m00t is a Christian? Blasphemer!

>>7
Dude, persecution of jews is something that Christians were famous for long before Hitler took the stage.

"In Christianity, the swastika is sometimes used as a hooked version of the Christian Cross, the symbol of Christ's victory over death."
- Wikipedia, our lord and savior

Atheist nazis are just confused.

In one of his last writings, Hitler said that Christianity pussified the Germans and that if Germany was converted to Islam in the Middle Ages, they would have ruled the world.

So Hitler was a Muslim. It's true because Saddam had portaits of Hitler in his palaces.

>>9
Except that Saddam wasn't Muslim.  Though he'd pretend to be when convenient

And if anything, Hitler followed the Nietzchean strand of neo-paganism, with a eugenic twist.

Dick in anus? I admit my role.

>>9
Muslims = Sand Christians
Sand Christians isn't as opposed to Pedophiles as regular Christians, with Mohammed being one and all. They're opposed to different stuff, like Hippies or something.

>>10
Burning books and people, and crusading to take over the world with faggotry, overrules anything else: Hitler was a Christian.

>>12
Burning books and people
Everyone can burn books and people.
crusading to take over the world
This could have a tiny bit of relevance...
with faggotry
...but now it has none.
Hitler was a Christian.
Clouds are blue, so you are a faggot.
Arguments like yours are called ``logical fallacies''.

Muslims are fags.

For ye practice your lusts on men in preference to women – ye are indeed a people transgressing beyond bounds.

And the LORD watched gay porn and saw that it was wicked. And then He watched some more gay porn.

Saddam liked Hitler, so I guess that means Saddam was a Christian. And the Jews hated Saddam so they're Muslims.

Wait, wait, what's all this talk of Christians hating Pedophiles? Have none of you *seen* the Catholic Church and it's clergy? They're, like, the best of friends! Gay Pedophiles, Straight Pedophiles, Pedophiles who only like Lolita, Pedophiles who only like small foreign boys...they even hold annual events together, or so I'm told. I fail to see what this is all about! I'm pretty sure all the sexually repressed Christians loved children, in a very, very sexual way.

>>13
"Everyone can burn books and people."
Sure, but you only have reason to if you're at least a closet Christian.

"Clouds are blue, so you are a faggot.
Arguments like yours are called ``logical fallacies''."
No, Hitler really was a Christian. Just look at all the evidence.

>>18
No, Lust is a sin, so they're not really Christians. They're Ninja Pedophiles. See a couple of posts above.