Christians vs. Pedophiles

So we have Ninjas vs. Pirates. Now comes the sequel. Pedophiles and Christians have been at eachothers throats since anchient times.
Pedophiles pulled the greek society with its temples of Aphrodite,
but then Christians pulled the crucifiction of Jesus,
following up with crusades and witchhunts,
but then Pedophiles pulled The Golden Age of Enlightenment,
dealing one blow after another, until finally separating the church from the state,
but Christians came back with infiltrating child protection agencies.
That didn't stop Pedophiles from legalizing not only S&M, transsexuality AND homosexuality, but also allowing these sinners to marry in the own church of the Christians. Being a member of the christian church also became OPTIONAL.
...but by now Christians could pull censorship of film and media, and even PORN, sidestepping the Human Rights created by the Pedophiles, and they followed up with GEORGE BUSH.
...but the Pedophiles responded with 4chan and m00t, who was recently voted the most influential man on earth.

Will the final battle be between George bush and m00t, or will there be even more shenanigans?

Only one side can prevail...

Was there ever a more obvious christian than Adolf Hitler, btw? His army sporting Christian swastikas, the burning of jews and practically everyone who wasn't a proper Christian... IMO, you're not a proper Christian if you're not into Hitler.