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Dvorak

Name: Anon 2009-05-23 18:26

Im currently learning to type using the one handed Dvorak layout. There really is no motivation to learn the two handed system as my current one works just fine. Im curious, what are your thoughts on Dvorak, one or two handed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 18:29

fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 18:35

>>2
You are the one that should leave! Please, stop spamming the same reply.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 18:38

>>2
Listen here, jerkface.

>>1
I have heard that the world record fastest WMP count was accomplished using a keyboard with a Dvorak layout. However, trying to learn Dvorak would be confusing actually. Because QWERTY is ubiquitous on keyboards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 20:06

Personally, I think Dvorak is a very talented composer, and long may his works continue to be played by the great orchestras of the world.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 20:20

I like his show The Cranky Geeks, downloadable on his website.  It's a shame that ZnetTV/TechTV got screwed over into the abominable G4.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 20:39

As someone who can type fluently on QWERTY, Dvorak, as well as a variety of international and obscure keyboard layouts, I can honestly say that Dvorak does not provide the significant speed increase proposed by the ignorant.  It is, however, much more comfortable for typing English text.  For typing in foreign languages or for programming, Dvorak is poorly optimized and quite annoying.

Not well-versed in either of the one-handed Dvorak layouts, but I can use them accurately at a severely reduced speed.  Moderately comfortable for the common letters, but one hand requires so much stretching to reach the keys on the periphery, I wouldn't recommend it unless you are, in fact, one handed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 21:33

>>7
Or masturbating of course

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 21:53

>>8
Who the fuck needs to type while masturbating anymore?  Ever heard of 'video'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 23:34

The most annoying thing in Dvorak is that I can't say the "ř" in it like Czechs do (Dvořák).
Fuck it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 0:05

n0rp does nothing without masturbating.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 6:40

>>5
romantic era sucks unless it's german

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 7:23

>>12
With the exception of Mahler, I prefer the Russians.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 10:51

I mean, we Wagner fans are a rum lot. I myself like to bugger skinheads in my spare time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 12:08

Satie was here...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 1:16

>>12
Agreed, in which case it is fucking awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 1:22

I'm somewhat fond of that new Negro Jass

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 4:15

Bach niggers!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 4:49

>>18
I don't think Bach ever owned any niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 5:09

>>19
HABEEB IT

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 5:59

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

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