Let's think of some interesting sounding newspaper headlines.
For example:
North Penn High teacher arraigned in teen sex case
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Anonymous2009-05-23 9:29
Neo-nazi attacks increase by 88% in the Fargo area.
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Anonymous2009-05-23 9:30
nice guys' are not God's gift to woman. In fact they're usually far from it. They're basically the same douchebags that bad boy players are, just without the charisma and sex appeal.
I used to tell myself that women who rejected me were the ones missing out because I would've been the most loving and dedicated man any woman could hope for but it was all a LIE. The truth is I get bored and take women for granted pretty easily. I'm not willing to go the extra mile, I'm not that considerate and I'm not particularly faithful. I'm just another asshole looking to score without the alpha male clout working for me. And they can sense it. THEY CAN SENSE IT!!!
Women, you were right. You were always right. Don't ever think otherwise. Your judgment is usually right on the money. Don't ever doubt it. Don't give us friendzoned idiots an inch, because we'll take everything and leave you broken and hurt, just like the alpha males but without the consolation prizes.
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Anonymous2009-05-23 9:30
Man mauled by lion; wife gives birth to hirsute
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Anonymous2009-05-23 10:24
Man wakes up healthy, calls in sick
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Anonymous2009-05-23 14:00
Man with boner in grocery store
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Anonymous2009-05-23 14:50
Imagine a cat browsing a newspaper. Perhaps he is solving the crossword. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-23 14:56
SEXBOX SCANDAL: GIRL CLAIMS SHE WAS GANG-RAPED ON XBOX LIVE
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Anonymous2009-05-23 17:57
Cyberbullying: The Truth Behind the Troll
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Anonymous2009-05-23 18:15
Porn to be Wild: A Mother's Double Life
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Anonymous2009-05-23 18:19
MCCAIN DEFEATS OBAMA
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Anonymous2009-05-23 18:24
Doing Hard Time: Brutal Gang Rape in Californian Jail
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Anonymous2009-05-23 18:46
CEO of Penguin Publishers in Critical Condition After Briss Gone Awry