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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 9:25

Let's think of some interesting sounding newspaper headlines.

For example:
North Penn High teacher arraigned in teen sex case

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 16:41

Israel to build settlement in Mecca, denies provoking muslims.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 16:49

>>41
oh lawdy I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 16:50

>>41
Hate the antisemitism on these boards, but that was funny.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 18:56

Fag Hates Antisemitism, Rumored to be Filthy Jew

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 19:02

Man Eats Weight in Fried Chicken; Awaits Shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 19:17

>>44
Fag Hates Jews, Rumored to be White Trash

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 20:33

Ghost of Malcolm X Sighted in Branson, Missouri

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 23:44

KFC Announces New Presidential Bucket

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 23:59

US gives Louisianna back to France:  "we're done with it" says prez

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 0:26

>>48
Fuck, I lolled

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 2:59

Dude lolls

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 3:28

Guy falls through photocopier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELLAhpzbERg

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 4:10

ALIENS LAND: Want to "offer us an opportunity to own our own Alien Fabric.  Apparently it absorbs liquid into another dimension.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:35

12th Ward Commissioner to Resign Due to Lactation Porn Addiction

Name: RedCream 2009-05-26 14:20

>>50
You lolled?  I admit me role.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 15:10

>>55
isn't that what some Nazi said

Name: RedCream 2009-05-26 18:11

>>56
What?  No, of course not.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 3:23

Aliens Land, Again:  Want to "introduce a technology that will revolutionize food preparation"

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