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Obnoxiously American goods

Name: :D 2009-04-11 13:22

My friend is studying abroad, and she sent me a small package of the local junk - candy, toys, brochures.  What are some obnoxiously American things I could send back to her?  After Easter I'm sure they'll start selling 4th of July stuff.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-11 13:48

Obama t-shirt

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 13:56

>>2
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:02

>>1
awful bumpter stickers

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-11 15:51

Uncle Sam costume! ( ^∀^)

Name: RedCream 2009-04-11 21:31

>>1
Send her this:
                         ,.──'`````'──.,
                        (\'─.,_____,.─'/)
                         \\─.,_____,.─//
                         │\\         //│
                         │ \\  ___  // │
                         │  '─[___]─'  │
YEH, IT'S A BUCKET       │  ┌─         │
  OF FUCKIN' CUM!        │  │  │ ││\/│ │
                         │  └─ └─┘│  │ │
                         `'-.,_____,.-''

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-12 8:27

>>6
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: :D 2009-04-13 19:27

All I can think of is Cadbury Eggs, which aren't even American.  She's in Kyoto, so they already have a lot of our junk, including retarded Obama merch.

Maybe I'll just draw her a picture of a sad face and write "BAWWWW" and send it in a big box.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 20:22

noko

Why oh why must you imbeciles from the land of the imageboards continue to discover these beautiful textboards?

To remain on topic, perhaps some Hershey's chocolate, I ♥ NY t-shirts, maybe a pamphlet with trivia of American history, etc. Just some example ideas.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 21:15

A GUN.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-14 0:59

Cadbury Eggs are filled with gorilla semen.  FACT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 1:55

I suggest you send US dollars, and lots of them.  And a tip -- stay out of Italy, because the postal service is rife with criminality.  I know this because on more than KRESKIN

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-14 5:53

>>11
I just ate a shit load of those...

Name: RedCream 2009-04-14 12:23

( ಠvಠ ) o o o Eww, you just ate all that gorilla cum!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-14 14:59

>>14
( *゚';;w゚')

Name: :D 2009-04-15 11:52

I think I will send some American singles, a Chicago area train schedule, and a little American flag if I can find one at the supermarket in April.  What sort of shippable food could I send? 

Do you think something like Gummy Worms are stupidly American?  Or is there another childhood candy you can think of?

>>10 Also a good idea

Name: RedCream 2009-04-15 14:03

Did ... did you just say Cummy Worms? o_O

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-15 15:14

>>17
Sounds gross!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 15:51

>>16
Hershey's kisses?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 15:58

send her an army looking for WMDs in the wrong places

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-15 16:04

>>20
America = PWNED

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 16:09

>>20-21
Same person.

Name: :D 2009-04-17 2:11

>>19
I was thinking Hershey's something, but it's the same reason I can't send a Cadbury Egg - chocolate gets smashed/ broken in the mail.  It's already about $10 to send a "large envelope", so it wouldn't be worth a stiff box to keep that stuff safe.  Ah well.

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