Obnoxiously American goods

My friend is studying abroad, and she sent me a small package of the local junk - candy, toys, brochures.  What are some obnoxiously American things I could send back to her?  After Easter I'm sure they'll start selling 4th of July stuff.

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Send her this:
                         ,.──'`````'──.,
                        (\'─.,_____,.─'/)
                         \\─.,_____,.─//
                         │\\         //│
                         │ \\  ___  // │
                         │  '─[___]─'  │
YEH, IT'S A BUCKET       │  ┌─         │
  OF FUCKIN' CUM!        │  │  │ ││\/│ │
                         │  └─ └─┘│  │ │
                         `'-.,_____,.-''