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Human Sacrifices

Name: Suomynona 2009-04-04 9:51

Hey everybody! I was wondering, hypothetically if you were some archaic elder god that demanded human sacrifice which type of meatsack would you prefer White, Black, Christian, Jew, Virgin, Male, Female, Young, Old, etc?

I'd rather have Christian sacrifices myself, Christian or Catholic its all the same crap.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-04 9:53

Young Black Female Jews, no real reason why...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 10:00

A young virgin from the Solomon Islands, inside of a goat, inside of a caribou, inside of an emu, inside of an elephant, inside of a giant golden dong!

Do it, or else!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 17:27

Black and hispanic girls, young, not virgins.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 17:43

I would let them sacrifice my own son. Who is also me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 8:47

I don't think I'd like a virgin sacrifice, I want my sacrifices to know what the hell they're doing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 9:13

>>6
no, no, no no, NO! The first rule of dating, I repeat, is to NEVER confess your feelings towards a woman before SHE does

it will not spark attraction at all, instead it will just be perceived as an immense sign of neediness and weakness and will kill off any tension, and any mystery between the two of you, which is often mandatory to create attraction between a man and a woman

what needs to be done instead is to ask for something that implicitly expresses your affection-- asking her out for a date (without using that word) just the two of you is an example, but without ever admitting to it... ambiguity and subtle sexual pressure are dating's lifeblood

if you receive anything else than an agreement, you IMMEDIATELY CUT OFF ALL CONTACTS... if she ever cared about you as a man instead of an emotional tampon or a tool, she'll seek you out, if not she'll keep seeking a man

a man should only have one policy regarding women to save a lot of wasted time and disappointment: fuck me, or fuck off

Name: Suomynona 2009-04-08 6:10

>>7

???

What the hell does that have to do with human sacrifices?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-08 6:20

>>8
Obvious copy pasta!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-08 6:24

>>9
No poofters!

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