Omegle, chatting to strangers online

http://omegle.com/

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: is it just me or is this thing full of peados?
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lol

WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE

You: If there's grass on the field...
Stranger: lets play soccer
You: kick
Stranger: goal!!!!!
You: Si si
Stranger: my keeper is rubbish
Stranger: who do you support
You: MA DICK
Stranger: small following i guess
FFFFFFUUUUUU

lol stranger got you good >>4

>>4
BUUUUUURN

>>6
fucking brian

You: helloo
Stranger: good day
You: top of the morning to ya
Stranger: Im Chris , from Canada
Stranger: you?
You: from usa
You: i'm black
You: i like basket ball
Stranger: bye crazy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: hi
You: Louisiana
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Bwuhahahahaha

Stranger: Heeeeey
You: diggernicks!!!
You: allo
Stranger: Niggerdicks
You: indeed
Stranger: :)
You: diggernicks
Stranger: wanna see my dick?
Stranger: arjan_boom@hotmail.com

You: hihihihihihihih
You: :)
Stranger: hello
Stranger: =D
You: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:
Stranger: from?
You: hi hih ihi hiihih
You: hello
You: FL
You: you?

Stranger: Hi
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You: bleeeeeechhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: helloo
You: hi
You: hihihihihihi
You: bored outta my skull
You: entertain me plz
You: entertain now plz
You: c'mon
You: anytime now would be good
Stranger: lol.sry wanted to c hw long ud go on for
You: plz :(
You: ahh
You: hi
You: ok do something funny
Stranger: im quite bummy atm so i wont be a good entertainer
You: bahahahahhahaa
You: again!
Stranger: n i can't 'do' nything funny because u won't know what is is!?!
You: :(
You: thanks for tryin anyway
You: hope you feel better

Chat:  The "Beavis and Butthead" of the Internet.™

Stranger: hai
You: we may be strangers
Stranger: we may
You: but we're no strangers to love
Stranger: U KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You:
A full commitments what Im thinking of
Stranger: You're not gonna get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Stranger: wanna make you understand
You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: Never gonna run around and desert you

hey

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there.
You: hey
You: what is ^
Stranger: whats going on?
You: not much
You: painting my nails
Stranger: what color?
You: Pink =]
Stranger: oh. sounds exciting.
Stranger: I wish I could paint my nails. =P
You: lifes hard being a chick
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: I wouldnt know
You: awww really?
You: male?
Stranger: you dont know how tough it is for being a guy lol
Stranger: having to stand up pissing
You: hey we have to wear tampons, bras, and all that
Stranger: we have to shave our face
Stranger: and workout
You: I have to shave my legs twice a week
Stranger: I have to shave my face 3 times a week
You: ouch!
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: clean shave = win
Stranger: so where you from?
You: I hate guys with facial hair
You: the us
Stranger: lol, so you like young guys then eh?
Stranger: little boys that cant grow facial hair? =P
Stranger: what state?
You: Florida
Stranger: im 21/m/cali
You: ohhh nice
You: California boyz
You: I like
Stranger: heh. im taken
You: then stop flirting with me!
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I dont know if he thought I was really a girl or what

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Stranger: Mr. Dainty?
You: Ms. Flatulant?
Stranger: Wait, come on
You: what?
Stranger: Is that the best you can do
Stranger: lvl1troll
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>>15
If that really fucking happened, you just won yourself an internet.

>>19
if that really just happened he's an idiot

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Spongebob has a lot of vaginas d:
You: o rly?
Stranger: fawk yeah.
You: haha
You: i like spongebob..
Stranger: he has some tight vaginas,
Stranger: and other ones are super wide.
You: wow.
Stranger: its true.
You: really isnt.. but ok
Stranger: what are all those fucking holes then?
Stranger: dicks?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: they are vaginas.
You: lmao. he's a sponge..
You: sponges have holes in them
You: so does cheese have lots of vaginas :P?
Stranger: the kind with holes in htem, yes.
You: lmao
Stranger: any hole you can fuck is a vagina or asshole.
Stranger: so.
Stranger: there.
You: well.. holes in sponges and cheese dont tend to be very big..
Stranger: nice tight pussies
You: what about your mouth :P
Stranger: what about it? a dick can go in there.
You: so you're a woman :P
Stranger: not necessarily.
You: well yes..
You: if you have a vagina.
Stranger: i never said i have a vagina.
You: ok.. your mouth is an asshole then?
Stranger: you are a fucktard.
You: lol no
You: you said it..
Stranger: not really
You: any hole you can fuck is a vagina or asshole.
You: voila.
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>>19
Back to /b/, please

lol threaten their lives & it gets lulzy

>>23
lulzy
Back to /b/, please.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heylo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wow...you don't spell to well
Stranger: can't even spell hello
You: lol! o.o its hey and hello..
You: whats wrong with that
Stranger: it's not right.
Stranger: you can't just go and arbitrarily mix two words together
Stranger: that's not how it works
You: oh dear.. we have a smartass :[ is this all you came to do :P take the piss out of other people's spelling and grammar.
Stranger: Yes. Indeed.
Stranger: That is the only reason I come on here.
You: well i'll be off..
You: bye
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what a miserable bastard.

You: I am MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: nice
You: I'm here to make omaglu a better place!
Stranger: grow up u fucking low lfe
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: YES PLEASE
You: Are you a queer!
You: Are you trolling me!
Stranger: yh got a problem u gay twat
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: u look like one
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: yes please
You: Queers be trolling MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: u r a fuckin nlob
You: Youre so tough over the internet!
You: Lets see you in person!
You: Are you from canada!
Stranger: ok find me u twat
You: Are you from canada queer!
Stranger: no pricktease im from usa
You: usa is full of queers! wwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: that y u moved
You: I can insure you I am no queer!
Stranger: assure dumbass
You: I know what I'm saying!
Stranger: il rape ur ass bumboy
You: The many faces of DOCTOR FAIL!
Stranger: r u alright upstairs\|???
You: What do you mean!
Stranger: r u n medication
You: NO THANK YOU
You: Are you trolling me!
Stranger: is your name sebastian
You: No my name is MILKRIBS4k!
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: yh ok twat


Hello, Sebastian.

>>26
10/10

You: Are you from canada queer!
I imagined Mr. Anus saying this and I lol'd.

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He was so aggressive...

Stranger: Hey m or f?
You: I dunno lol
Stranger: Faggot
You: NO YOU
Stranger: stupid fuck
You: awwwww, now let's stop it
You: I'm f, wanna see a pic?
Stranger: Are you hot?
You: that's for you to decide. wanna see?
Stranger: Mm sure
You: sweetsugar.user1621.on.nimp.org
You: Am I cute? （　 ≖‿≖）
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Stranger: hi 16/m/uk
You: Halo omaglu.
You: 18/f/canada
You: u?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: webcam?
You: only stickam
[...]
Stranger: back in 1min
You: k
Stranger: back
You: stickam?
Stranger: how do i get it
You: just go to stickam.com and register
You: but you can watch w/o registering
Stranger: watch what
You: watch people
You: like on msn
You: only not gay
Stranger: ive gone on it now
You: k
You: http://stickam.com/profile/milkribs4k
You: u there?
Stranger: when i copy that do i get you?
You: Yes!
You: just im not online now
You: wait like five minutes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me when
You: k
[after about five minutes]
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: ahha
You: u there?
Stranger: are you on now?
You: i should be online now
You: u see me?
Stranger: i wil copy it now then
You: k
Stranger: its loading
You: k
Stranger: you a male?
You: Oops sorry
You: forgot
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>>10
That guy just got some mail from Sebastian!

FUCK.

>>32
Sometimes, I wish you had to post your address to post here! Some trolls would get there ass's pounded!

>>34
You're an anus!

Some guy was so angry the other day, he said he would lick my ass.

>>34
Where ass's?

>>34
Well, hax my anus, kiddo. Oh, and learn some grammar.

>>34
^* their asses pounded

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hd7b4p&s=2

Does anyone know who is this? I had a lengthy chat with some gal about queers, Jews, Niggers, and anuses, and it was the last message she sent me, preceded by "SUCK IT".

>>40
It is most likely a troll! I have played a girl on Omegle, then when guys ask to see a pic of me I send them pictures of penis's and such!

>>41
You're an anus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38a09H0HI0

>>41
Are you an troll!

>>40
^* African Americans
^* Male Homosexuals

http://i32.tinypic.com/20jizgj.jpg

it was funny

You: hi
Stranger: hey there sexy girl
You: eh..I think I could look better..
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whatcha name suger
You: Candace
You: you?
Stranger: Johny here
Stranger: so what r we discussing tonight
You: idk
You: you pick!
Stranger: well
Stranger: tell me about urself
You: I like sex
Stranger: ohh no
Stranger: one more
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: how old r u
You: 20
You: you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: where r u frm
You: Florida
You: you?
Stranger: NY
Stranger: do u have any picture of urself
You: um yeah
Stranger: may I ....
You: will you show anybody else?
Stranger: there is no1 here
You: ok..I trust you!
You: hang on
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/24f26
Stranger: ohh shit
You: how am I
Stranger: u r a dude
Stranger: god damn
You: opps o wel lolz

>>47
Candace

lol who names their daughter Candace anymore?

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: bad
You: VERY bad
Stranger: Aww, why?
You: everyone thinks I'm ugly
Stranger: That's too bad. The world can be a cruel place, but beauty is in the eye of th beholder.
You: thanks
You: but no one beholds me as a beauty
Stranger: I'm sure there is someone out there who does.
You: no
Stranger: They say there's somebody out there for everybody.
You: nope
You: not me
Stranger: Maybe you've just been setting your sights too high, or perhaps you've been blind to someone's signs
You: no way
Stranger: Or perhaps you're destined person is on the other side of the world.
You: well, I don't have "sights"
You: i dont date
You: im too ugly
Stranger: Don't have to date to find people attractive.
Stranger: I don't date either. I don't like being around people.
You: when you're as ugly as me you are afraid of everything
Stranger: I'm shy in social situations, and at home I get annoyed by other people so much as moving.
Stranger: You're probably not that ugly.
You: joking?
Stranger: There are probably people worse than you.
You: I wish
Stranger: You're probably just comparing yourself to the average, or the media average.
You: I know I am ugly
You: okay?
Stranger: Well it's not like you're hideousley deformed.
You: ..
Stranger: Like a quasimodo from hell.
You: I am
Stranger: With a back so twisted and limbs so gnarled you can't get out of bed.
You: I am misshapen
Stranger: Probably not as bad as Quasimodo
Stranger: He was covered in pus ridden boils, which covered one eye, and he was blind in the other.
Stranger: His back was bent and he had a large hump on it.
You: ok
Stranger: Hunchback of Notre-Dame
You: Well, my mother even says I'm ugly
Stranger: Why would she say that?
You: Why not?
You: At least she doesn't lie
Stranger: Well a mother is supposed to make you feel better
You: I appreciate her honesty
Stranger: Maybe you shouldn't be so pessimistic
You: I am a realist
Stranger: Well there is always reconstructional surgery.
You: Maybe...
Stranger: If you really think you're that hideous
You: I am
You: You couldn't imagine
Stranger: I still don't think it could be that bad
Stranger: Not nearly as bad as some of the people out there
Stranger: Or you'd be on the news
You: Okay
Stranger: Like the guy with bark for skin
You: I have to show you
You: Will you look at my picture?
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: Go for it
You: Please don't show it to ANYBODY
Not going to tell the rest to u guys, srry

>>49
Not even a little?

>>49
Wow. What a nice guy stranger was. When /b/tards aren't fucking omegle up it can be a nice place ;_;

>>49
pics or it didn't happen.

You: I am MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: nice
You: I'm here to make omaglu a better place!
Stranger: grow up u fucking low lfe
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: YES PLEASE
You: Are you a queer!
You: Are you trolling me!
Stranger: yh got a problem u gay twat
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: u look like one
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: yes please
You: Queers be trolling MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: u r a fuckin nlob
You: Youre so tough over the internet!
You: Lets see you in person!
You: Are you from canada!
Stranger: ok find me u twat
You: Are you from canada queer!
Stranger: no pricktease im from usa
You: usa is full of queers! wwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: that y u moved
You: I can insure you I am no queer!
Stranger: assure dumbass
You: I know what I'm saying!
Stranger: il rape ur ass bumboy
You: The many faces of DOCTOR FAIL!
Stranger: r u alright upstairs\|???
You: What do you mean!
Stranger: r u n medication
You: NO THANK YOU
You: Are you trolling me!
Stranger: is your name sebastian
You: No my name is MILKRIBS4k!
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: yh ok twat

You: hey
Stranger: My new Macbook Pro is fucking sweet
You: well congradu-fucking-lations
Stranger: I'm telling everyone
You: r u telling or selling
Stranger: what?
You: selling macs
You: u sound like my tv
You: "please buy stuff"
Stranger: I'm not selling anything
Stranger: They're perfect computers, and they never have any problems ever, and PC's are for losers
You: aight u win
You: ill buy one
You: how much?
Stranger: Just a couple thousand dollars
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have FreeBSD?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JUMPED IN THE CAB HERE I AM FOR THE FIRST TIME LOOK TO MY RIGHT AND I SEE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN
You: You're moving to your auntie and your uncle in bel air!
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>>56
should have gone with NETBSD

>>55
Two thousand dollars and not a game for them.. virus or linux over mac any day

>>59
not a game
You can install Windows on them you know. Plus, there are games for OS X, but not as many as on Windows of course.

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