Omegle, chatting to strangers online

http://omegle.com/

>>40
It is most likely a troll! I have played a girl on Omegle, then when guys ask to see a pic of me I send them pictures of penis's and such!

>>41
You're an anus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38a09H0HI0

>>41
Are you an troll!

>>40
^* African Americans
^* Male Homosexuals

http://i32.tinypic.com/20jizgj.jpg

it was funny

You: hi
Stranger: hey there sexy girl
You: eh..I think I could look better..
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whatcha name suger
You: Candace
You: you?
Stranger: Johny here
Stranger: so what r we discussing tonight
You: idk
You: you pick!
Stranger: well
Stranger: tell me about urself
You: I like sex
Stranger: ohh no
Stranger: one more
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: how old r u
You: 20
You: you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: where r u frm
You: Florida
You: you?
Stranger: NY
Stranger: do u have any picture of urself
You: um yeah
Stranger: may I ....
You: will you show anybody else?
Stranger: there is no1 here
You: ok..I trust you!
You: hang on
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/24f26
Stranger: ohh shit
You: how am I
Stranger: u r a dude
Stranger: god damn
You: opps o wel lolz

>>47
Candace

lol who names their daughter Candace anymore?

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: bad
You: VERY bad
Stranger: Aww, why?
You: everyone thinks I'm ugly
Stranger: That's too bad. The world can be a cruel place, but beauty is in the eye of th beholder.
You: thanks
You: but no one beholds me as a beauty
Stranger: I'm sure there is someone out there who does.
You: no
Stranger: They say there's somebody out there for everybody.
You: nope
You: not me
Stranger: Maybe you've just been setting your sights too high, or perhaps you've been blind to someone's signs
You: no way
Stranger: Or perhaps you're destined person is on the other side of the world.
You: well, I don't have "sights"
You: i dont date
You: im too ugly
Stranger: Don't have to date to find people attractive.
Stranger: I don't date either. I don't like being around people.
You: when you're as ugly as me you are afraid of everything
Stranger: I'm shy in social situations, and at home I get annoyed by other people so much as moving.
Stranger: You're probably not that ugly.
You: joking?
Stranger: There are probably people worse than you.
You: I wish
Stranger: You're probably just comparing yourself to the average, or the media average.
You: I know I am ugly
You: okay?
Stranger: Well it's not like you're hideousley deformed.
You: ..
Stranger: Like a quasimodo from hell.
You: I am
Stranger: With a back so twisted and limbs so gnarled you can't get out of bed.
You: I am misshapen
Stranger: Probably not as bad as Quasimodo
Stranger: He was covered in pus ridden boils, which covered one eye, and he was blind in the other.
Stranger: His back was bent and he had a large hump on it.
You: ok
Stranger: Hunchback of Notre-Dame
You: Well, my mother even says I'm ugly
Stranger: Why would she say that?
You: Why not?
You: At least she doesn't lie
Stranger: Well a mother is supposed to make you feel better
You: I appreciate her honesty
Stranger: Maybe you shouldn't be so pessimistic
You: I am a realist
Stranger: Well there is always reconstructional surgery.
You: Maybe...
Stranger: If you really think you're that hideous
You: I am
You: You couldn't imagine
Stranger: I still don't think it could be that bad
Stranger: Not nearly as bad as some of the people out there
Stranger: Or you'd be on the news
You: Okay
Stranger: Like the guy with bark for skin
You: I have to show you
You: Will you look at my picture?
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: Go for it
You: Please don't show it to ANYBODY
Not going to tell the rest to u guys, srry

>>49
Not even a little?

>>49
Wow. What a nice guy stranger was. When /b/tards aren't fucking omegle up it can be a nice place ;_;

>>49
pics or it didn't happen.

You: I am MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: nice
You: I'm here to make omaglu a better place!
Stranger: grow up u fucking low lfe
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: YES PLEASE
You: Are you a queer!
You: Are you trolling me!
Stranger: yh got a problem u gay twat
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: u look like one
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: yes please
You: Queers be trolling MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: u r a fuckin nlob
You: Youre so tough over the internet!
You: Lets see you in person!
You: Are you from canada!
Stranger: ok find me u twat
You: Are you from canada queer!
Stranger: no pricktease im from usa
You: usa is full of queers! wwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: that y u moved
You: I can insure you I am no queer!
Stranger: assure dumbass
You: I know what I'm saying!
Stranger: il rape ur ass bumboy
You: The many faces of DOCTOR FAIL!
Stranger: r u alright upstairs\|???
You: What do you mean!
Stranger: r u n medication
You: NO THANK YOU
You: Are you trolling me!
Stranger: is your name sebastian
You: No my name is MILKRIBS4k!
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: yh ok twat

You: hey
Stranger: My new Macbook Pro is fucking sweet
You: well congradu-fucking-lations
Stranger: I'm telling everyone
You: r u telling or selling
Stranger: what?
You: selling macs
You: u sound like my tv
You: "please buy stuff"
Stranger: I'm not selling anything
Stranger: They're perfect computers, and they never have any problems ever, and PC's are for losers
You: aight u win
You: ill buy one
You: how much?
Stranger: Just a couple thousand dollars
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have FreeBSD?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JUMPED IN THE CAB HERE I AM FOR THE FIRST TIME LOOK TO MY RIGHT AND I SEE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN
You: You're moving to your auntie and your uncle in bel air!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>56
should have gone with NETBSD

>>55
Two thousand dollars and not a game for them.. virus or linux over mac any day

>>59
not a game
You can install Windows on them you know. Plus, there are games for OS X, but not as many as on Windows of course.

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